The Awesome Auger

Dearest /lounge/,

I'm thinking about purchasing the Awesome Auger, as advertised by Billy Mays, for $19.95.

Is this wise?

(It does come with a "Power Extender" and a drill.)

As my penor already performs that function, I can say that I find such a tool enormously useful in the plumbing the depths of the female vagina, colon and esophagus (not necessarily in that order).

GTFO of my Lounge