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WTF is wrong with kids these days?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 18:20

Scene kids...

Fucking twits. Ahahaha!

See, this is the generation of kids that have never been belted good and proper by their parents and have grown up watching the wiggles and using facebook and not believing in God and having mobile phones when they were nine years old.

When I was a kid I can remember being belted by my parents to within an inch of my life for planting a roundhouse kick on some dweeb's face in year 3 or something and having him eat through a straw for two weeks. Today, I work hard, pay my taxes, obey the law, contribute a monthly amount to a charity of my choice, and thank my parents daily for the regular beatings they bestowed upon me.

Today, if one of these good for nothing dropkicks even knew how to throw a punch let alone execute a perfect muay thai roundhouse kick, they'd be sent to counselling and put on three different types of psychiatric drugs.

This is when we need to send this lot, and their parents, away to the iron ore mines and stone quarries in the desert somewhere to dig shit up and pay their dues. What a douchebag generation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 22:48

>>Today, I work hard, pay my taxes, obey the law, contribute a monthly amount to a charity of my choice, and thank my parents daily for the regular beatings they bestowed upon me.

More like "Today I'm a complete douche who faps to loli at night that I found on /b/ while searching for "normal size of cocks"


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