ATTN; MOOT

I have something important to say to you.

Accidents will happen. Watch your ass.

You've banned me for the last time.

Analysis: OP breaks rules to give moot something to do, and when moot does something about it, this doesn't please OP either. He swears to avenge who-ever is responsible, this person being OP himself.

Conclusion: OP is allergic to life.