Beat up a couple people at Denny's today.

So I was at Denny's today with my girlfriend eating pancakes when i heard some guys laughing at a booth behind us. I quickly ate my pancakes because i knew some serious business was about to go down. I rolled back my sleeves and walked up to their booth and asked the nearest punk if he was done with his plate. He nodded and said "yes, thank you" so i grabbed his collar and said "don't forget your dessert" I then punched him until he was out cold. His Asian friend then got up and tried to kick me but i caught it and said "lights out" and flipped him a good 10 feet in the air sending him crashing into the ceiling lights. When i was walking out the manager came running up to me, to thank me i suppose but today wasn't my day so i said "this ones on me" and i gave him a swift side kick, sending him flying into the toy machines. Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.

One time I was at dennys. Friend spilled the salt so I told him to throw some salt over his right shoulder so he wouldnt get any bad luck. Idiot throws the entire salt shaker. Hits some redneck who gets pissed, comes over, and spits in our food. I said fuck this, PAYBACK TIME BITCHES...I go up to the rednecks table and offer to buy him some beers on us for the troubles. Faggot agrees. I walk up to the cashier, tell her the rednecks at the table offered to pay for our meals since they spit in our food. Bitch kinda questions it and looks over at there table where the faggot gives a thumbs up thinking hes getting free beers. Faggot doesnt know whats in it for him. I quickly fill up on some essential goodies for the road and we take off. FUCKER GOT OWNED BIG TIME