Anonymous, if you went to prison....

How would u avoid getting arseraped????

put nails and splinters into your ass.

I'd probably just never wipe my ass, brush my teeth or take a shower, pretty much just try to be the most filthy and disgusting fucker in the place.

>>3
I would fuck you and lick your ass clean.

why would I want to avoid getting assraped?

>>3
I'll bet theres some pretty disgusting dudes that like that, and you'd be their no.1 target.

Rape has worked up a bad name, but it really isn't as bad as the liberal media makes it out to be. After all, rapists are just people like you and me. They just want to be loved. Rape is one of the things that helped establish Western Society. If our forefather colonists hadn't taken to raping Native Americans and Africans (as well as their land) then we wouldn't have the luxurious casinos and well-bred pro basketball teams that we have today.

I'm Europe so prisons here are full of muslims so I would convert to Islam for protection (muslims really hate faggots).

All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman.

>>9
i know, it's awesome

>>9
That's why I prefer to have sex with the girl at top. I feel more safe.

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>>10
usually bumping a five year old thread is frowned upon, but your post was worthwhile.  Good job, dude

dont drop the soap

Remove your anus.