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Software Tester's diary

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 21:19

Software Tester's diary
from http://zhurnal.lib.ru/b/brigadir_j_a/test.shtml

"The main toast was said by the Brigadier

"Hm... Eh... Gentlemen! What is our relationship to February 23rd? Well, except that we have to do military service? Are we making tanks? Are we forging rockets? Stamping torpedoes? Are we hiding in forests and shooting humanoids in camouflage of another colour? NO, we are not doing this. We are a more important and frightening force for our enemy. We are more dangerous for Coca-cola drunk westerners.

Every day, our industrial CD mastering hardware prints hundreds of thousands of disks with software that costs THERE thousands of dollars. And HERE, the same CD costs the same price as the blank CD, i.e. no fucking thing! What does it give to our homeland? This gives to our homeland millions of teens that are ready for war, teens that are ready to respond to any "civilized", fuck, society.

For free, we are preparing intellectuals, who, for the most part, will stay here. Free progz not only make our society smarter, they also teach the society that anything that is good is also free! While THEIR scientists are saving money for software packages, refusing many things, our bastards dig into software like pigs in supermarkets. During last year, we fucked up Billy on 50 millions. Did we get anything from this? Only some money to eat, to drink, for women, and maybe for our loft...

I know for sure if we start to sell CD more expensive, they will stop to be free, and then will come the security service of micro, fuck, soft, and will say that we must be civilized, i.e. pay how much they want. While we, the entire country, are using the software for free, all billions of dollars that THEY invest in the software industry, are working for us, and for the future of our children. We are the bleeding edge of the information war against countries, fuck, continents! Great Internet, and we can't cede, Fido is behind us. They take us, or we take them! For us, corsairs, our life is not long!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 21:34

What did you say about flood?

Name: RedCream 2008-03-17 0:11

>>2
I believe he said:

"{SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH}"

At least, that's what I fuckin' heard.

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