the blogosphere

I learned about the atmosphere and its many zones such as the stratosphere.  I learned about the lithosphere and the hydrosphere.  I was told about the biosphere.

Never once was the blogosphere mentioned.  You see, the blogosphere is not an object of science; it is a pseudoscientific, perhaps even religious, concept.  The idea is that every stupid idea ever thought will settle to the earth and sink deep down.  (Exctly how far down is merely speculated.)  The stupid ideas merge much like a slime mold, forming a substance called blog.

Blog emits the blog field, which has the property that when any idea is transmitted through the field, it will become stupified.  The stupifaction of ideas is a feedback loop, because these stupified ideas themselves will eventually sink and add to the mass of the blogosphere, increasing its stupifactory power.

Those that embrace the idea of the blogosphere believe that they can tap into the blog field directly, and are compelled to act as a medium, communicating and disseminating the blogdata to others.  These bloggards are intent on speeding the time when the blogosphere becomes critically full of stupid, envelops the world, and all will be blog.

If there's a blog field, then there must be an elementary blog particle whose spacetime translation produces the blog field.  What is this particle?

Not much is known, but they have been dubbed RedCreamsicles.

>>4
oh man that sounds delicious

blogatons, bozons, stupinos, retardons, duorks, morons

>>5
I like the "bozons".  WIN.