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You have issued a
FALSE STATEMENT. Cactaur is soon to commit you to the needles, in addition, for the failure to submit C·A·C·T·U·S S·T·O·R·I·E·S.
Hence:
"Once there was a cactus. He was unlike all his ilk, in that he was missing his needles. All the other cactii gave him no end of grief over this, since everyone knows cactii have needles and that needles are always associated with cactii.
But the needleless cactus was as succulent as all the rest, and eventually he was found by a roving desert creature, and to his great dismay, he was consumed, screaming in Cactese (his native tongue). His life was fairly short, hard going, and then he was eaten. Woe to him. There is no moral to this. Just, woe."