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Hey guys, I have a question.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:16

What is "goatse"? My older brother was telling me about how awesome "goatse" is... can anyone tell me what it is? I don't want to miss out on the fun! Please e-mail it to me if possible. I have a big spam filter, so you may need to send it a LOT of times. Thanx!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:30

Please guys, I really would like to know. :( It doesn't come up on Google due to Parental Controls. Is it like girls kissing or something? That would be cool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:40

Please Anonymous, can someone just send me some pictures of whatever "goatse" is? I want to be cool like my big brother! E-mail it to me, several times if possible. I have ADD in addition to the spam filter, so you might need to flood my inbox.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:46

Quick, someone troll this guy!!!!!111

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 21:55

4, is "troll" anything like "goatse"? Also, who is "tubgirl"? Is she like lonelygirl15? Also, how do I get to go to a "lemon" party?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:03

Please guys, all I want are some pictures. Can someone please tell/show me all these cool things my brother mentioned? It's almost bedtime. :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:08

A troll is a monster that lurks under bridges and on mountains

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:11

7, can you send me all that cool stuff my brother was talking about? Something about a "tubgirl" and a "lemon" party. Also that "goatse" thing. I've heard it's really cool.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:13

Hey, new messages! Thanks guys! :D

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:15

Oops, I deleted them on accident. They went in the spam folder. >.< Can someone send me a lot more so that I can see all this cool stuff?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:17

PPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:18

Pretty please, with sugar on top? I'll be your bestest friend!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:19

How do I sent goatse?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:22

Please guys, I'm up WAY late and my parents are going to be SO mad. Just show me what a "goatse" is. And maybe show me a picture of "tubgirl" or a "lemon" party.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:22

>>12
I'm diabetic - are you trying to kill me you piece of shit? Fuck you I'm not helping you!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:26

15, what is diabetes? I'm in 5th grade. Use smaller words. Is Hannah Montana like "tubgirl"? I've had birthday parties, are they like "lemon" parties? Has anyone here met a "tubgirl" or been to a "lemon" party? Has anyone seen a "goatse"? Is it as cool as my older brother says?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:31

You're all boogerbutts!! Why won't you send me anything?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:32

Because you fail at trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:35

I haven't seen this much fail since I last read one of RedCreams posts

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:36

18, Be quiet, QUEER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:38

19 is a Fatty McFatterson. Send me a "goatse" and a "tubgirl" and a "lemon" party, and I'll stop calling you names, unless you're CHICKEN!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:39

18 and 19 like to sniff farts together.

Name: Fitzy 2008-02-13 22:40

>>16
He said he is diabetic, not that he has diabetes - next time try and actually make your posts read like they were written by a 5th grader

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:41

18 and 19 sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:43

23, I know you are but what am I?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:44

25

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 22:47

If I stay up late Mom won't let me play Digimon on Saturday. Please guys?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 1:23

NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-18 19:39

I can't believe how much fail this has. I'm going to go an hero, plzkthnx.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-07-18 19:49

>>29
back to /b/, plz

Name: Anusymous 2009-07-18 19:56

>>30
You're an anus!

Name: noob 2009-08-23 19:34

www.goatse.cz

noob

Name: asd 2009-08-23 19:37

sorry, link was dead.. here's that site a few years ago: hxxp://web.archive.org/web/20061107094746/http://www.goatse.cz/

haha

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 19:38

hahaha ... it told me it was VIP quality, was does dat mean?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 19:40

>>34
It means to ask /b/ and stay on /b/ for a long, long time.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 21:19

www.goatse.asia

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 21:34

French mirror of Goatse: http://www.goatse.fr/

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 18:03

>>37
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-30 18:05

NO THANK YOU indeed.

Name: alessandro 2010-01-26 13:17

ciao
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