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Masturbation can cause

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 15:58

Masturbation as well as excessive sexual activity in general can cause this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_tract_infection

It is very painful and requires you to get kidney transplants or be put on dialysis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 16:32

>>1

Wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 18:38

>>2
Wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 10:06

>>3
Wrong!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 18:02

I'm quitting starting tomorrow. Valentine's Day will mark the day I defeated the habit.

Name: Pruane2Forever !fX67puPHOM 2008-02-15 14:15

Get a life and stop jackin' it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 15:21

hahahahahhahahahahhahaha
happy nigger day to all

Name: Anonymous who says Jeepers 2008-02-15 16:37

Jeepers, stop saying nigger, golly.

Name: RedCream 2008-02-16 0:05

No one ever died of excessive masturbation.  NO ONE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 2:14

>>9
I bet you've come close

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 4:53

Lemmy lost a finger at it

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 5:18

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 6:35

I lost my penis while masturbating. WTF?? HALP!!

Name: RedCream 2008-02-16 10:52

>>10
"Come" is rite.  AMIRITE?!?!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 12:45

I lost my penis while masturbating. WTF?? HALP!!
HALP!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 13:30

>>13
did you look under the bed

Name: RedCream 2008-02-16 13:51

Jeepers creepers, I sure wouldn't know what to do if I lost my penis after masturbating!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 17:14

>>16

Yes and he is not here. But mom cleaned my room. :(
HALP!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 20:27

>>18
Guess mom has a new dildo to add to her collection now

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 10:00

>>19
BUT ITS MY PENIS!!!
How do I get it back from mom???

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-17 19:25

hmmm glad im not a guy! yay masturbation!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 8:36


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