There will be no usurping CACTUS on this message board. CACTUS is what it's all about. CACTUS.
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/buttseckshole/2008-04-28 23:39
This is the new /buttseckshole/ and there will be no more disscussion about shitty cactus
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Cactus2008-04-29 1:22
Shitty is a good thing with CACTUS, since as a plant CACTUS can make use of shit as a nutrient base. This /buthole/ nonsense is obviously just a PRODUCER of shit. Obviously the former is more "Green". That's why the future is:
/CACTUS/
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/Cactus/ /Cactus/ /Cactus/ 2008-04-29 5:40
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/buttseckshole/2008-04-29 5:48
Yep, you cactusfags keep eating all the shit I can produce
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Cactus2008-04-29 5:54
That means CACTUS can just grow without bound ... and that exceeds any size achievement by /burthold/ or whatever your gayname is.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 5:56
>>539
No it just means cactus is limited to the shit I produce.
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Cactus2008-04-29 5:58
>>540
CACTUS can make use of all nutrients found in the ground layers. If you don't shit into these threads, then there's still plenty of fertile soil for CACTUS to thrive in. /butthurt/ or whatever can just suck eggs since he can't keep up.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 5:58
>>539
Also good effort on your courageous spelling attempt
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:01
>>541
Between KIKES RedCream and the other spam on here good luck finding your 'fertile soil' Yeah I'll bet the 'buttseckshole' is looking much more promising right about now
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:01
>>542
Thanks. Wasn't there a "Burthold" or something like that in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen?
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:02
>>544
Well I dont think there was a 'butthurt' so your little insult spree is at an end.
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:03
>>543
Fertility is where you find it. That's why you troll the queerbars with such regularity. CACTUS finds 4chan to be of adequate fertility. And that's just the fact of the matter.
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:04
>>545
Surely there was a "butthurt" somewhere in some movie. Do a googlesearch come back when you have results.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:13
You are just a loser and you will never control this board the /buttseckshole/ isnt just a fad like cactus fancying you are going down, and this time it wont be on moots dear old granny
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:14
>>548
CACTUS fanciers are more prevalent than you're willing to admit. /bumshell/ or whatever it is can't keep up with that strident population.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:18
>>549
Yeah to get numbers like yours I'd have to, I don't know, recruit another member? Then the next lot of prickles you see will be moots grandmothers pubes before you get down to business
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:20
>>550
Moot's grandmother approves of CACTUS and she keeps a lot of my brethren in little clay post in her apartment.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:22
>>551
Well if moots granny heard about you guys trying to turn this place into a /buttseckshole/ she would have a heart attack
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:24
>>552
That's why I'm keeping it /cactus/, friend. Brother Cactaur should be along a couple of hours to soothe your worries.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:25
Well I have to be honest, I have been a cactusfag from day one, but recently I lost my faith. I think a bit of time with Cactaur or one of the brethren would help a lot
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Cactus2008-04-29 6:28
Oh, dear. He'll be right along. Be strong, my friend. Think of the succulent flesh. Think of the hot sun and dry air. Think of the sandy loam.
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Cactus2008-04-29 12:13
Er, Brother Cactaur? Oh, dear. I hope he hadn't gone on sabbatical. He isn't answering his cmail (cactus mail) either.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 12:34
Maybe he met a certain fate at the paws of a certain MOUSE.
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Cactus2008-04-29 12:43
>>557
Sweet merciful cactus! If such a thing has occurred ... I just don't know what I'd do!
I'd best go see if my mousetraps are still in place.
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Cactaur2008-04-29 13:41
Who called? I had to deal some cactilian justice elsewhere.
>>554
Fear not, my friend. I welcome you with outstretched hands.