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My cat

Name: Cute cat owner 2008-01-30 17:33

So, I bought a cat this monday. I live alone in an apartment. Somehow, I don't know, I get turned on by my cat. I have to masturbate now twice to 3 times a day. All because of my fucking super, cute cat.
I wanna know what is wrong? Would it be morally right to... somehow... seduce my cat?
Any help is appreciated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 7:08

cats anus is too tight to fit inside so you should cut a wider flap with a sharp kitchen knife. rub salt + talcum powder on its hole to stop the bleeding and wait at least 2 hours before you attempt to penetrate it. you can use a spare cork from an old wine bottle to stop its feces leaking out if you need to in between the insertions.

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