Cactus Storys

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The Cactus Story
by Bartholomew J. Spanish

Once there was a cactus.
It didn't do much, because it was just a damn cactus in the middle of the fucking dessert.
A wild dog pissed on it once, but that's about it.

The End

Well I bought my first cactus back when I was a child, and I have loved them ever since. (Almost as much as BloodRayne!) On one occasion though I walked into the shop and tried to buy the cactus I wanted but the salesperson was rude, annoying an used insulting language! Well I went to report it to the store admins but they just told me to 'get lost' and did not help me at all! I am still disgusted by this lacking of morals and propr disipline and I think I will be contacting the city admins so they can ban rude and harrassing behaviure from cactus shops.