Cactus Storys

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The Cactus Story
by Bartholomew J. Spanish

Once there was a cactus.
It didn't do much, because it was just a damn cactus in the middle of the fucking dessert.
A wild dog pissed on it once, but that's about it.

The End

>>6
Ok, this time I make more family-friendly poem, it name is

Happy cactus and hearth-warming sibling-love

My brother was sad
So I got thought in my head
"I cheer him up!"
"I buy him a cactus!"

I went to shop
I gave few dollars
I bought a cactus
Cactus was green and spiky
"It was cool" I thought

I went to home and gave it to brother
He said "Wtf I'm gonna do with a cactus"
I said "It's a cool cactus"
"You can do anything with it"
But he said "You are retarded"

So I said "FUCK YOU!"
AND I TAKE MY PANTS OFF
I SHOW MY FURIOUSLY ERECTED PENIS
AND TAKE HIS PANTS OF TOO
I BEGIN FUCKING HIM INTO ASS
NEIGHBOUR SEES US AND JOINS IN
SO WE HAVE THREESOME WITH OLD GUY
WE ALL CUM ON WALLS
AND I LICK MY BROTHER'S ASSHOLE
OLD GUY LICKS MY BALLS
AND I CUM ALL OVER HIM
BEARS BURST OUT FROM WINDOW
WE FUCK THEM ALL INTO ASS
BEARS ARE COVERED IN CUM
ANIMAL PORN FUCK YEAH
SO WE GIVE THEM BLOWJOBS
AND I SAY FUCK YEAH BALLS
BALLS BALLS BALLS
I WANNA LICK YOUR BROTHER'S BALLS
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAH
FAGGOTS
SHIT FUCK SHIT BALLS
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!