Cactus Storys

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The Cactus Story
by Bartholomew J. Spanish

Once there was a cactus.
It didn't do much, because it was just a damn cactus in the middle of the fucking dessert.
A wild dog pissed on it once, but that's about it.

The End

Cactus
I bought a cactus
It was very cheap
In street I saw a man
I said, buy a cactus too
But he said negatively
'no I don't like cactus'

So I take my pants
slap him with my cock
SLAP HIM WITH MY COCK AGAIN
TAKE HIS PANTS OFF
I FUCK HIM INTO ASS
I FUCK HIM INTO ASS

FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT
I TAKE HIS BALLS INTO MY HAND
I CRUSH THEM
I CRUSH HIS BALLS
I'M NOT FUCKING FAGGOT
NOBODY CALLS ME FAGGOT
SO I TAKE THE CACTUS AND PUT IT INTO GUY'S ASS
FUCK THIS SHIT