Cactus Storys

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The Cactus Story
by Bartholomew J. Spanish

Once there was a cactus.
It didn't do much, because it was just a damn cactus in the middle of the fucking dessert.
A wild dog pissed on it once, but that's about it.

The End

I ate a cactus
My prickly poop was brown and aloof
My brother thought it was a porcupine
He caressed it and tried to take care of it
He wondered why it showed no affection in return

He killed the porcupine poop
He killed it and now he is in jail

Taking it gently in the ass.