Is your name Finch?

I say if your name is Finch, then you should become a veterenarian that specializes in finches.  You would be Dr. Finch, the finch doctor.

If your name is Pooey Dogs Bum you should become a veterenarian that specializes in removing the poo from a dogs bum. You would be Dr. Pooey Dogs Bum, the dogs bum doctor.