Guys i had an amazing experience last night.
I was smoking a bowl in my storage room when my mom came down, I was like "oh fuck!" but she came in, took the pipe and took a hit, and finished the bowl with me. I think thats the best way that could have worked out.
win?
Also i was walking my dog today and some lady told me jesus saves. I said "Passes to moses, scooooore!" then she asked me why i was so full of hate.