Ask a guy with borderline micropenis

So, I'm bored. I have a dick that's between 3-4" hard. (To get one out of the way, right away, yes also a virgin.)

Got any questions?

Hey ever came close to getting laid?

One time, yeah. And then I was an idiot and missed the cues. Given the gal, possibly better off anyway.

>>1 >>3
Remember all those assurances from women that it's not the size of the penis, but the skill by which it's wielded?

Well, they're lying.

>>4

No shit. I know it's a disadvantage. *shrug* It ain't gonna magically grow. So running around feeling mopey about it won't fix anything.

>>5
You're aware that suicide DOES take all the pain away, right?

Wow, RedCream giving good advice?!

>>7
No, you're asleep, and all this is but a dream.

So, Redcream, how big's your penis?

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
And they'd rather give you a song then diamonds or gold
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's each night begins a new day
And if you don't understand him and he don't die young
He'll probly just ride away

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountian moringin's
Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night
And them that don't know him won't like him
And them that do sometimes won't know how to take him
He ain't wrong he's just different
but his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
They'll never stay home and they're always alone
Even with someone they love

Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such

>>8 i like to dream :)

I am a pretty big dick. I get used all the time to make shit soup.