...to a duel! I've been only namefag here for long time and there is no room for two. I've standed you for few days, but that's enough! Now is time to fight to death from title of namefag. As my weapon I shall use my penis and as your weapon you shall use your ass. Let us fight!
Look, there'll just be a way to know it's me, alright? I'm sensible. I'm not gay. However, I will not rant about not being gay. I like boobies. GIRLY boobies. Also, I'm logical. You say something dumb, I'll chew your ear off. Not literally, the fake me doesn't know what this phrase means. Now, RedCream, you HAVE to shoot the fake me! I'm the real me!