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Myths about masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 0:05

Myth #1 - You need to masturbate. It's like eating food, it's natural and you need to do it to survive.

WRONG! Everyone can do without masturbation in their lives. You can live life freely and in a normal fashion without masturbating. I'm LIVING PROOF! I believe that Satan wants people addicted to masturbation so that they become bound by their own selfish flesh.

Myth #2 - Every man masturbates.

WRONG AGAIN! I've met guys older and younger than me who don't even know what it is! There are some men in this world that have never masturbated and although they'd be in the vast minority in today's society, they exist nonetheless. This myth is a lie just to make masturbation more acceptable among those who are addicted. Not every guy masturbates. Remember, Jesus lived until his thirties and he never masturbated or had a nocturnal emission once.

Myth #3 - Masturbation is healthy for you

I've heard this from so called "sex experts" and this is unbelievable! In fact studies have proven quit the opposite. Semen loss of any kind has been proven to cause mental problems and baldness and there are many theories that it causes blindness, deafness, and many other sins. It destroys relationships with your friends and God. I've explained some of the damaging effects this act has in my previous post. It is healthier to not masturbate!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 0:16

Semen loss of any kind has been proven to cause mental problems and baldness and there are many theories that it causes blindness, deafness, and many other sins.
Link to the study please

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 1:23

I have a confession. I, David, Masturbate.

I find it a good relief of stress, as well as sexual tension, since my girlfriend will not put out.

We keep our relationship wholesome and enterfuckingtaining.

Apparently I'm too possessive. I figure I'll let that bitch soar, while posting anonymously on an image board about her to vent.

I've been trying to not think about it all day, but her words. Her FUCKING words keep my heart skipping a beat. I've been breathing and blinking manually for a whole day, because I'm having memory relapses.

Things are gonna patch themselves together.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 1:28

>>1
THis is dumber than scienctology

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 6:14

>>1
I came

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 8:29

>>5
I saw

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-21 8:32

>>6
i rocked the spot

Name: Bishop Kroup 2008-01-21 9:02

As long as you masturbate with Jesus in mind, the catholic church will endorse it.

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