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Me and a gay friend were at a MC Donalds

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 9:50

Me and a gay friend were at a MC Donalds and he was throwing semen around but nothing too serious, just into plants and out the window and shit. So anyway I throw one load down the stairwell just as this Asian trap is coming up and it hits her smack in the face. So she/he starts moaning and this Asian guy with tits comes charging up the stairs towards me ( I assume its her "boyfriend") he comes up and starts getting in my face with his erected penis saying "WHY? WHY YOU CUM IN HER FACE? HUH?" and I said some lame response like "Oh, well I meant to just throw it down the stairs and she walked into it". So he does this little thing where he turns away like he's going to walk off, and then spins around and deep throats me, he's much shorter than me so instead his penis connects with my anus. Next thing I'm cuming into his face and the top of his head (he's going down into a crouch) and my friend comes in with his man tits and starts breastfeeding him in the face, then I lifted him up by his little jacket and fucked his fake vagina. Meanwhile his girlfriend and some old Asian bitch are jumping all over us blabbering on in Korean or whatever, screaming at the top of their lungs so the whole of the kfc runs over to watch. Then this big black security guard chick (!) comes over and fucking us with her strap-on and dildo, I look down and the Asian dude is sitting on the floor holding his face which is dripping semen and urine, so I run the fuck out of the shop and down the road a fair bit, I expected my friend to follow or someone from the kfc to give chase, nothing happened neither my friend nor security people followed. So I cautiously walk back to see what the fuck my friend is doing and I see he's in there with 2 security guards trying to rape his ass with strap-ons, and he's still trying to have a cum shot at the Asian guy, and pretty much everyone in the shop yelling "COME ON THEN!!! FUCKING COME ON!!!" at the top of his lungs. Needless to say he's a bit of a psycho, he goes a bit crazy when he gets a hard-on. So I go to the door and yell out "hey, fuckin come on man" and comes running out and we take off down the road. Next thing we hear some sirens so we pissed off down into the train station.
Fun.
And I didn't even get to finish my dinner

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