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The average American university is ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 2:36

A bastion of left-wing groupthink.

True story.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 4:04

full of drunks

Name: RedCream 2008-01-12 11:29

Actually, the larger problem is that American universities are full of rightwingnut students who all think they'll make their first million by the time they hit age 30.  It's not Generation-Y.  It's "Generation-Why-Work?".

Once the Bank of Mommy and Daddy FINALLY runs dry of funds, then we'll see some REAL bitterness from Gen-Why-Work.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 12:33

>>3
actually its true. I just realized how expensive shit is when I forcibly cut myself from the umbilical cord of parental funds. You really have got to work hard to make even 26,000 a year...

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:12

<b>lulz</b>

Name: RedCream 2008-01-12 15:12

>>4
If you're going to work hard, then become an electrician.  The illegal aliens aren't trusted to become those yet -- in contrast to where they've utterly replaced the hammer-swingers -- so Whitey can still pull down $60K with OT and still not run out of work.

Of course, Gen-Why-Work would never stoop to doing real physical labor.  The Bank of Mommy and Daddy is STILL lending out a storm.

And people still wonder why bankruptcies make me smile.

Name: RedCream 2008-01-12 15:15

>>5
Use BBCode.  Google it before I hurt you.  You should have typed:

[b]lulz[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:16

what do you do for moneys redcream?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:17

lulz?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:19

[b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:20

[b]

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:20

shit

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 15:28

>>8
>>8
>>8
>>8
i know youre there

Name: RedCream 2008-01-12 15:48

>>8
Patience.  I was busy OWNING THE FUCK out of some dipshit gambler on a Yahoo stock message board.  I usually have those kinds of guys smellin' their own asses before I get done with 'em.

For money, I'm a gigolo.

Seriously.  Women pay me to fuck them ... and WELL, I might add.  You can't expect women to pay you for sex if you're bad or even average at it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 16:10

>>14
do you have any aids?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 16:12

>>14
would you do an old (old lol) woman for $1000? so old she had white pubes and a saggy buttock

Name: RedCream 2008-01-12 17:29

>>15
No.  Sure, it's a risk, but generally you don't accept a client that looks prone to that sort of thing.

>>16
That depends.  Some old women are rather sexy in their own way.  Remember, just because you're a gigolo, doens't mean that you aren't WORKING, and work can suck (har!) sometimes.  And even old women get "wet enough to work" when they get aroused.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-12 18:24

Just took a piss and still got a few drips of piss leaking out of my cock that make you all hotand botheredredcream?

Name: RedCream 2008-01-12 22:42

>>18
Bothered?  Yes, since I hardly want to hear about your genitals and your poor hygiene.  And ... hot?  Not at all.

I know what the problem is with you.  You're the man from M.A.S.T.U.R.B.A.T.E.  You secret agents sure are unstable.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 17:53

So is there any validity to the claim by some that campuses have become bastions of leftist groupthink brainwashing?

And do colleges use diversity and speech codes to minimize free speech?

Well, the university has been redefined from being an institution dedicated to the disinterested pursuit of knowledge to an institution for social change. That's a definition of political party.

And which party? Well, it sure ain't the libertarians, the Whigs, or the Cornbread-Sucking-Uncle-Tom Party. Who does that leave?

Left-wing nutjobs. A lot of universities have served as sort of a training ground for leftists.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-23 20:37

If you look at the surveys done of the political affiliations of college professors, the Rocky Mountain News had it 31 to 1 Democrats to Republican at the University of Colorado. Similar surveys at Dartmouth, at Cornell it's 25 to 1, at UNC Chapel Hill 10 Democrats to every 1 republican, Stanford 9 to 1. If you look at the history departments of these five schools combined, there were 137 Democrats and just 3 Republicans. The Kremlin was more diverse than that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-24 0:47

>>21
Well the republican kids want more money than acedemics offers, obviously.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 0:48

You Americunts are lucky to have students that think about left or right wing theories.

Unless they are doing sociology or politics, the VAST majority of students in the U.K can only answer on the subject of politics ''LEFT/RIGHT WING? WUTS THAT? I'M JUST HERE TO DO BUSINESS AND MAKE MONEIEZ AND PARTY LOL''

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-25 14:10

I thoroughly enjoyed reading this thread, except the gigolo shitpost part.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-26 21:03

I don't know man. West Point has some hard-core Religious Right-wing enthusiasts.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-27 5:19

>>25
who will burn in hell, clawing at the charred walls of the damned

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