Name: Anonymous 2007-12-30 6:15
So theres this girl in my history class. She's really popular and never really talks to be or acknowledges my existance. But she's hella hot at least.
Anyways, me and her got paired up for this project on a country. Of course she rolled her eyes and sighed when she heard this. We got together and decided to meet at her house.
So we were workin on the project and she was obviously bored out of her mind. She was just staring at the cieling and frowning. I did whatever I could to be interesting, but being a /b/tard it's extremely hard. So after no success, I decided to really be me.
"so i herd u liek mudkips"
She looked at me.
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY" I yelled in absolute surprise.
"YA RLY!"
And then she confessed that she went on 4chan as well! I was so happy and we talked about all the memes we could think of. Then we made out and we were tired. It was amazing, her beautiful self all over me. Then she said,"Tell me a story"
I said"Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."
And I learned that if you be yourself anything can happen. And then I woke up.
Anyways, me and her got paired up for this project on a country. Of course she rolled her eyes and sighed when she heard this. We got together and decided to meet at her house.
So we were workin on the project and she was obviously bored out of her mind. She was just staring at the cieling and frowning. I did whatever I could to be interesting, but being a /b/tard it's extremely hard. So after no success, I decided to really be me.
"so i herd u liek mudkips"
She looked at me.
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY" I yelled in absolute surprise.
"YA RLY!"
And then she confessed that she went on 4chan as well! I was so happy and we talked about all the memes we could think of. Then we made out and we were tired. It was amazing, her beautiful self all over me. Then she said,"Tell me a story"
I said"Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."
And I learned that if you be yourself anything can happen. And then I woke up.