Name: Anonymous 2007-12-18 11:16
This is something i wrote, it's sort of like the grinch in a way, but in a warped sort of way. Anyway.... School Days is by Krezz Karavan, so are Edna and Edward. Pikachu is owned by nintendo. Meat Wad is owned by who ever owns Adult Swim. Ron, Vic, and jeff are mine. [/b]
Here a picture of meat Wad if you never seen Aqua Team Hunger Force. http://images.quizilla.com/M/mindles...resmeatwad.jpg
By The King of krunk
It was a cold December morning, and it was snowing like a motherfucker!
Edward and his sister Edna were hard asleep thing of what Santa would bring them. Edward was dreaming of a XBOX360 and a copy of Halo 3, were as Edna was dreaming of a giant pink 12 inch dildo. All of a sudden they heard a thump on the roof, Edna ran from her bed to the window to see what it was.
“Is that you Santa?” She said, looking out the roof. As she looked harder she saw a yellow rat like thing, with red dots on its checks. It was looking at a list, so Edna climbed up to the roof and shouted….. “HEY SANTA!!!!” The little yellow rat falls down unto the snow below. “Pika Piiiika” It shouted out loud, which translated to (Who the fuck did that?!).
Edward woke up hearing all the noises. “Edna, what are you up to now.” Went he went to her room, he noticed she was gone.
“Were you? You better get back to bed, or mom and dad are gonna be pissed.”
“I’m on the roof” She told him. Edward was shocked! “What are you doing on the fu…? Mom and dad are gonna freak when they notice were not in bed.”
When he went outside, he saw they yellow rat. “Who’s this?”
“It’s Santa!” She told him. The little yellow rat got up and started to yell at her. “PIKAPIIIK PIIIIIIIIIIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIKA PIKA PIIII!” Translated: (What the fuck are you two idiots doing up anyways?! Stupid fucking kids!” He then walks up to the roof and gets his bag. As he opens it a small brown jumps out. “Boy it’s dark in there, plus you can’t breath!
“PIKKA PIIIIIIKA PIIIIIIIIII CHUUUU!” Translated: (Meat wad! What the fuck are you doing in there!) The talking ball of meat introduces him self to Edna and Edward.
“My name is Meat wad, and I’m Pikach….” Pikachu hits him. “I mean Santa’s Assonet. Meat wad and Pikachu walk inside… Well Meat wad crawls inside.
“Does this mean we get…..” Then Pikachu ties Edna and Edward to chairs. “Wait, this is really wrong.” Meat Wad tells Pikachu. Pikachu pulls up Edna’s pink skirt, which reveals pink Hello Kitty Panties! He then pulls them down, and starts touching her small slit.
“ Ahhhhh Uhhh” She Moans. Pikachu pulls out of his bag a device and places inside her vagina. “What the hell are you doing?!” Edward screams at Pikachu, while he fucks Edna’s Tail Hole. “Pika Piii Piika Chuuu?!” Translated: (Now this hits the spot. Wait you’re not a virgin?”
“That’s right, you little yellow asshole!” She kicks him across the room. As he hits the wall, he shocks Edna. This causes her to piss on the floor. “Pikakkkaaaa Piiikachuuu!” Translated: (Awwww look’s like someone’s not toilet trained!” Edward breaks out of his restraint’s and kicks Pikachu out a window. “Get out of here, you yellow freak!”
Pikachu wakes up, and in front of him are two guys (Both are humans.) One white and the other black.
“Hey Ronny, look at that” The male human, who is about 13 or 14, looks at Ron.
“Don’t call me Ronny! Call me Willy! Anyway Vic, why are we out here. “Pikachu looks at Willy. “Pikaaaa Piiiiika Chuuuuu! “Oh great, It’s a ni__er, how wonderful….” Willy beats the hell out of Pikachu, causesing him to hit the wall of Edna and Edward’s House.
“Stupid racist Rodent!” Willy and Vic walk up to Pikachu. “I wonder what that thing was?” Vic tells Willy. “Hey this is Edward’s house! By the way Ronn… I mean Willy. Vic knocks on the door but there’s no answer. “That’s Strange!
“Maybe there’ not home.” Pikachu then finds away to sneaks into the house. And once he does he manages to tie Edna to her bed, then he begins to ram his tiny little member inside her, in fact he could fit completely inside her pussy.
“Get out of there!” She Screams.
Meanwhile! Edward walks outside to see Vic and Willy freezing there asses off. “Hey Willy, why are you out there?
“Me and Vic found this weird ass little yellow rat thing.” Edward told them. “That little yellow freak raped my little sister.” Willy gets pissed. “I’ll beat that little freak’s ass!” The two of them walk up the stairs, while Meat Wad is busy eating a thing of caulk.
Edward hears moaning coming from Edna’s room. “What’s going on in there?” He still hears moans, so he rams down the door, and there he say’s Pikachu inside his little sister.
“Get out of her you little yellow bastard!” Edward shouts at Pikachu. He then yanks him from her cunt, which is really slippery. “Pika piiiiika Piiiiika Chuuuu piiiikkachuu!” Translated: (Oh great! A faggot fox, his slut sister, a nerd, and a ni__er think they can stop me!
Then there is a loud noise. Edna shouts out "IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!!!" Pikachu runs down the stars to see who it is, but it's not Santa at all, in fact it's just a couple of nutcases shouting off guns in the street. Pikachu walks back up the stairs. Meat Wad jumps on him. "I can't let you hurt these fine people!" Pikachu starts punching Meat Wad, while Edward finds a gun under his dad’s bed and aims it at Pikachu! "I'll kill you! You raped my little sister! YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" Just as he's about to shoot Pikachu in the brain with a pistol. There comes a "Ho Ho Ho"
Everyone screams out, "IT'S SANTA!!!!” Santa looks at everyone. "Merry Christmas! Have you been good" Pikachu makes gestures saying yes. Santa Replies with "I know you've been a bad boy, besides you Jewish! So why the hell would I give you presents. That's not my job. There's someone else who covers the Jews." The large black man enters the room. "Like my friend Kwanzaa Keith here."
"Pikkaaa Piiikaaa?" Translated As: Kwanzaa Keith? "Shut your fucking mouth, you racist motherfucker!" Kwanzaa Keith then kicks Pikachu in the Testacies. The real Santa brings over his big bag of toys. "For Edward, A XBOX260, A copy of Halo 3, and a MP3 player. For Edna." He pulls out a giant pink dildo out of his bag and gives it to her. "THANK'S SANTA!" She yells as she walks up to her room.
"Piiika Chuuuuuuuuuu Pika Piiiiii" Translated As: Wait, what about me, you forgot about me!" Santa tells him "Didn't I tell you already!” "Piiiika Piiiaka Chuuu" Translated As: Is it cause I’m Jewish?
Kwanzaa Keith replies. "No, it's cause you’re a racist homophobic pedophile asshole! Santa then says. "And you stole my fucking uniform, you little rat bitch! Plus he beat the shit out of my elves"
"Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone looks at Edward. He points at Vic. "Who is this guy. Vic tells Edward. "Well......." Then he transform's into a white rat. "It's me Edward....." Edward falls down and everyone laughs
Pikachu was arrested, and charged with rape. Edna spent all night using her new dildo. Jeff and Willy got drunk. Meat wad bugged the hell out of Santa, because he's an idiot. And Kwanza Keith went out partying with Hanukkah Harry.
Edward: Jeff? Why were you a human
Jeff: Cause the author is insane!
The end!
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Here a picture of meat Wad if you never seen Aqua Team Hunger Force. http://images.quizilla.com/M/mindles...resmeatwad.jpg
By The King of krunk
It was a cold December morning, and it was snowing like a motherfucker!
Edward and his sister Edna were hard asleep thing of what Santa would bring them. Edward was dreaming of a XBOX360 and a copy of Halo 3, were as Edna was dreaming of a giant pink 12 inch dildo. All of a sudden they heard a thump on the roof, Edna ran from her bed to the window to see what it was.
“Is that you Santa?” She said, looking out the roof. As she looked harder she saw a yellow rat like thing, with red dots on its checks. It was looking at a list, so Edna climbed up to the roof and shouted….. “HEY SANTA!!!!” The little yellow rat falls down unto the snow below. “Pika Piiiika” It shouted out loud, which translated to (Who the fuck did that?!).
Edward woke up hearing all the noises. “Edna, what are you up to now.” Went he went to her room, he noticed she was gone.
“Were you? You better get back to bed, or mom and dad are gonna be pissed.”
“I’m on the roof” She told him. Edward was shocked! “What are you doing on the fu…? Mom and dad are gonna freak when they notice were not in bed.”
When he went outside, he saw they yellow rat. “Who’s this?”
“It’s Santa!” She told him. The little yellow rat got up and started to yell at her. “PIKAPIIIK PIIIIIIIIIIKA PIIIIIIIIIIIKA PIKA PIIII!” Translated: (What the fuck are you two idiots doing up anyways?! Stupid fucking kids!” He then walks up to the roof and gets his bag. As he opens it a small brown jumps out. “Boy it’s dark in there, plus you can’t breath!
“PIKKA PIIIIIIKA PIIIIIIIIII CHUUUU!” Translated: (Meat wad! What the fuck are you doing in there!) The talking ball of meat introduces him self to Edna and Edward.
“My name is Meat wad, and I’m Pikach….” Pikachu hits him. “I mean Santa’s Assonet. Meat wad and Pikachu walk inside… Well Meat wad crawls inside.
“Does this mean we get…..” Then Pikachu ties Edna and Edward to chairs. “Wait, this is really wrong.” Meat Wad tells Pikachu. Pikachu pulls up Edna’s pink skirt, which reveals pink Hello Kitty Panties! He then pulls them down, and starts touching her small slit.
“ Ahhhhh Uhhh” She Moans. Pikachu pulls out of his bag a device and places inside her vagina. “What the hell are you doing?!” Edward screams at Pikachu, while he fucks Edna’s Tail Hole. “Pika Piii Piika Chuuu?!” Translated: (Now this hits the spot. Wait you’re not a virgin?”
“That’s right, you little yellow asshole!” She kicks him across the room. As he hits the wall, he shocks Edna. This causes her to piss on the floor. “Pikakkkaaaa Piiikachuuu!” Translated: (Awwww look’s like someone’s not toilet trained!” Edward breaks out of his restraint’s and kicks Pikachu out a window. “Get out of here, you yellow freak!”
Pikachu wakes up, and in front of him are two guys (Both are humans.) One white and the other black.
“Hey Ronny, look at that” The male human, who is about 13 or 14, looks at Ron.
“Don’t call me Ronny! Call me Willy! Anyway Vic, why are we out here. “Pikachu looks at Willy. “Pikaaaa Piiiiika Chuuuuu! “Oh great, It’s a ni__er, how wonderful….” Willy beats the hell out of Pikachu, causesing him to hit the wall of Edna and Edward’s House.
“Stupid racist Rodent!” Willy and Vic walk up to Pikachu. “I wonder what that thing was?” Vic tells Willy. “Hey this is Edward’s house! By the way Ronn… I mean Willy. Vic knocks on the door but there’s no answer. “That’s Strange!
“Maybe there’ not home.” Pikachu then finds away to sneaks into the house. And once he does he manages to tie Edna to her bed, then he begins to ram his tiny little member inside her, in fact he could fit completely inside her pussy.
“Get out of there!” She Screams.
Meanwhile! Edward walks outside to see Vic and Willy freezing there asses off. “Hey Willy, why are you out there?
“Me and Vic found this weird ass little yellow rat thing.” Edward told them. “That little yellow freak raped my little sister.” Willy gets pissed. “I’ll beat that little freak’s ass!” The two of them walk up the stairs, while Meat Wad is busy eating a thing of caulk.
Edward hears moaning coming from Edna’s room. “What’s going on in there?” He still hears moans, so he rams down the door, and there he say’s Pikachu inside his little sister.
“Get out of her you little yellow bastard!” Edward shouts at Pikachu. He then yanks him from her cunt, which is really slippery. “Pika piiiiika Piiiiika Chuuuu piiiikkachuu!” Translated: (Oh great! A faggot fox, his slut sister, a nerd, and a ni__er think they can stop me!
Then there is a loud noise. Edna shouts out "IT'S SANTA CLAUS!!!!!" Pikachu runs down the stars to see who it is, but it's not Santa at all, in fact it's just a couple of nutcases shouting off guns in the street. Pikachu walks back up the stairs. Meat Wad jumps on him. "I can't let you hurt these fine people!" Pikachu starts punching Meat Wad, while Edward finds a gun under his dad’s bed and aims it at Pikachu! "I'll kill you! You raped my little sister! YOU ASSHOLE!!!!" Just as he's about to shoot Pikachu in the brain with a pistol. There comes a "Ho Ho Ho"
Everyone screams out, "IT'S SANTA!!!!” Santa looks at everyone. "Merry Christmas! Have you been good" Pikachu makes gestures saying yes. Santa Replies with "I know you've been a bad boy, besides you Jewish! So why the hell would I give you presents. That's not my job. There's someone else who covers the Jews." The large black man enters the room. "Like my friend Kwanzaa Keith here."
"Pikkaaa Piiikaaa?" Translated As: Kwanzaa Keith? "Shut your fucking mouth, you racist motherfucker!" Kwanzaa Keith then kicks Pikachu in the Testacies. The real Santa brings over his big bag of toys. "For Edward, A XBOX260, A copy of Halo 3, and a MP3 player. For Edna." He pulls out a giant pink dildo out of his bag and gives it to her. "THANK'S SANTA!" She yells as she walks up to her room.
"Piiika Chuuuuuuuuuu Pika Piiiiii" Translated As: Wait, what about me, you forgot about me!" Santa tells him "Didn't I tell you already!” "Piiiika Piiiaka Chuuu" Translated As: Is it cause I’m Jewish?
Kwanzaa Keith replies. "No, it's cause you’re a racist homophobic pedophile asshole! Santa then says. "And you stole my fucking uniform, you little rat bitch! Plus he beat the shit out of my elves"
"Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone looks at Edward. He points at Vic. "Who is this guy. Vic tells Edward. "Well......." Then he transform's into a white rat. "It's me Edward....." Edward falls down and everyone laughs
Pikachu was arrested, and charged with rape. Edna spent all night using her new dildo. Jeff and Willy got drunk. Meat wad bugged the hell out of Santa, because he's an idiot. And Kwanza Keith went out partying with Hanukkah Harry.
Edward: Jeff? Why were you a human
Jeff: Cause the author is insane!
The end!
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