FAGGOT TOURNAMENT

DUE TO MY LEET COMMENT IN ANIME SECTION, I HAVE DECIDED TO TYPE ONLY IN CAPSLOCK AND END MY SENTENCES WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS AND NAMED MYSELF FAGGOTWARRIOR!! I SHALL NOW ORGANISE MY VERY FIRST FAGGOT TOURNAMENT!!

RULES:

MANY ON MANY!!
PINFALLS ANYWHERE!!
NO PUSSIES ALLOWED!!
RETARDS NO NO!!

TAKE OUT YOUR PENIS!!!

       1. Total nonsense, i.e., text or random characters that have no assignable meaning at all. This includes sequences such as "akdjaioodjosfd5sdgjgdsiu489eh4 ohe89dsgjoisdjgo4dgsjha[j'z", in which keys of the keyboard have been pressed with no regard for what is typed (or typed with the eyes closed).
       2. Content that, while apparently meaningful after a fashion, is so completely and irredeemably confused that no reasonable person can be expected to make any sense of it whatsoever.