THE CRAYOAN

DONT YOU EVERY FUCKING SAY THAT ABOUT THE CRYAON. DO U FREKIN NO WHAT THAT GODDAMN PEICE OF COCLORFUL WAX HAS DONE FOR US??? DO U!?!!?!?!? IT IS THE SAVIOR OF THIS WORLD. IT HAS MADE UOUR PAGES COLORFUL, IT HAS HELPED US WITH SCHOOL, WHEN OUR SCHOOL WORK SHEETS SAY "use purple to color in the body of barney, and green for his belly, then go fucking get raped by him" THEN THOES CRAYSONS ARE THERE SO WE CAN FUFULL OUR COLORING NEEDS. AND IF NEED BE, ARE ARE EASILY SUCK UP URE ASS! THEY HAVE FEED THE HUNGRY CHILDREN, THEY HAVE HELPED THE SICK AND DYING. THEY ARE EVEY WHERE U LOOK. THEY KNOW WHEN U R SLEEPING. THEY KNOW WHEN U R AWAKE,THEY KNW WHEN U HAVE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO STOPE FUCKING DIS-ING THEM MAN!!!!! THEY ARE PART OF OUR SOCIEY AND COMMUNITY AND LIVES, AND ALL THEY WANT IS JUST A LIL RESPECT. JUST A LIL BIT. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care, TCB. EVEN ARETHA RESPECTS THE ALMIGHTY CRAYON. U HAVT TO LEARN TO. OR ELES..NOW BOW DOWN! TO THE CRAYON

DONT YOU EVERY FUCKING SAY THAT ABOUT THE CRYAON. DO U FREKIN NO WHAT THAT GODDAMN PEICE OF COCLORFUL WAX HAS DONE FOR US??? DO U!?!!?!?!? IT IS THE SAVIOR OF THIS WORLD. IT HAS MADE UOUR PAGES COLORFUL, IT HAS HELPED US WITH SCHOOL, WHEN OUR SCHOOL WORK SHEETS SAY "use purple to color in the body of barney, and green for his belly, then go fucking get raped by him" THEN THOES CRAYSONS ARE THERE SO WE CAN FUFULL OUR COLORING NEEDS. AND IF NEED BE, ARE ARE EASILY SUCK UP URE ASS! THEY HAVE FEED THE HUNGRY CHILDREN, THEY HAVE HELPED THE SICK AND DYING. THEY ARE EVEY WHERE U LOOK. THEY KNOW WHEN U R SLEEPING. THEY KNOW WHEN U R AWAKE,THEY KNW WHEN U HAVE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO STOPE FUCKING DIS-ING THEM MAN!!!!! THEY ARE PART OF OUR SOCIEY AND COMMUNITY AND LIVES, AND ALL THEY WANT IS JUST A LIL RESPECT. JUST A LIL BIT. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Find out what it means to me, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Take care, TCB. EVEN ARETHA RESPECTS THE ALMIGHTY CRAYON. U HAVT TO LEARN TO. OR ELES..NOW BOW DOWN! TO THE CRAYON

There's no difference
between the white ones
and the black ones
or the red ones
or even the yellow ones

It's all in your mind.

They all taste the same.

I used to put crayons in the microwave.

I was babysitting a little boy who put a baby bird in the microwave.

I put a little boy in the microwave.