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I had a bad dream last night. It started out all right: I was fucking. But then I realized, I was getting fucked -- in a vagina that I didn't know I had. I had to get a better look at who was fucking me. I looked hard. It was me! I was getting fucked by me! Wait -- if I was fucking me, then who am I? I reached over to the night table where a hand mirror was conveniently sitting. I looked into the mirror. Who did I see? Who did I see?