Deer Lord

Diku says (10:43 PM):
 (10:42:42 PM): I want a deer to ride as my steed
 (10:42:47 PM): through the forest
(10:42:55 PM): as I hunt bears
shinigami (10:43:06 PM): a glorious image
diku: (10:43:10 PM): Indeed
Invader Tak says (10:43 PM):
what the hell
Diku says (10:44 PM):
...
Diku says (10:44 PM):
but yeah, that's what I want it for
Diku says (10:53 PM):
Mock me all you want
Invader Tak says (10:54 PM):
mock you?
Diku says (10:54 PM):
It will look as though I am a level three super saiyen, swiftly scouting the vast terrain for threats to the wild. Little does the wild life know that I am but a shinigami for their own mighty and brave.
Diku says (10:54 PM):
Yes, my well groomed mane will be golden, like the center of a daisy.
Diku says (10:55 PM):
As I ride.
Diku says (10:55 PM):
On my deer-steed
Diku says (10:56 PM):
_-_
Diku says (10:57 PM):
Yeah, there's not much you can say to that
Invader Tak says (10:58 PM):
i was just curious as to why you picked a deer, and not an animal of greater awesomeness
Diku says (10:59 PM):
Deer are noble creatures
Diku says (10:59 PM):
and easy to feed
Invader Tak says (10:59 PM):
yeah, but they're dumb as hell
Diku says (10:59 PM):
pft, that's why I could tame them
Invader Tak says (11:00 PM):
i think that's why you might have trouble taming them
Diku says (11:00 PM):
I will tame the Lord of all Deer
Diku says (11:00 PM):
I will become a god in the eyes of elves. A dangerous santa claus.
Diku says (11:01 PM):
That kills bears
Invader Tak says (11:01 PM):
right...
Diku says (11:01 PM):
You know it'd be awesome
Diku says (11:01 PM):
Killing bears and hollowing out their skulls
Diku says (11:01 PM):
and fill them with berries
Diku says (11:01 PM):
and nuts
Diku says (11:01 PM):
and feed them to my Deer Lord
Invader Tak says (11:03 PM):
i think i'd domesticate myself a bear, and feed your 'deer lord' to my ruthless killing machine
Diku says (11:03 PM):
The Deer Lord is superior to a normal bear
Diku says (11:03 PM):
Unless you have yourself a Bear Emperor
Invader Tak says (11:03 PM):
who said my bear was a normal bear?
Invader Tak says (11:03 PM):
psh
Invader Tak says (11:04 PM):
bear emperors are small fries
Diku says (11:04 PM):
Bear Emperors are hard to come by
Diku says (11:04 PM):
It's as rare a mewtwo
Invader Tak says (11:04 PM):
those aren't rare
Diku says (11:05 PM):
pft, like the Mewtwo, there is only one Bear Emperor
Invader Tak says (11:05 PM):
if there's only one mewtwo, how come just about everyone with a pokemon game has one?
Diku says (11:06 PM):
Unless you sew a Bear Emperor and a Panda Lord together into one fusion beast
Invader Tak says (11:06 PM):
my bear will me the Bear Overlord
Invader Tak says (11:06 PM):
will be*
Diku says (11:06 PM):
by sacrificing two monsters as a summoning tribute
Invader Tak says (11:07 PM):
either way, emperor or overlord, your deer lord wouldn't stand a chance
Diku says (11:07 PM):
Anyway, Deer Lords are way faster than any Bear Emperor or Overlord
Diku says (11:07 PM):
You wouldn't be able to catch us
Invader Tak says (11:07 PM):
we wouldn't need to
Invader Tak says (11:08 PM):
the gravitational field created by his incredibly dense fur would be enough to pull you to us
Diku says (11:09 PM):
That'd be a problem for you, since you'd be sucked in too
Diku says (11:09 PM):
Your bones would break
Diku says (11:10 PM):
anyway, Deer Lords have magical runes carved in the ivory of their antlers
Diku says (11:10 PM):
magic > physics
Diku says (11:12 PM):
Yeah, you can't beat that

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