Name: Christopher Logan Hansen 2007-11-25 22:17
I wanted to tal to you all about this new band I have decided to crwtae of my own vision. It is called the Chris Hansen Experioenmce. Now before I get started I jujst wanted tyo say that YES I HAVE BAND MEMBERS ALRIGHT. I DONT NEED YOUR FUCKING CHAIRTY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU WANNA BE IN MY BAND I WILL SAY NO I DONT CARE IF YOUR JON FUCKING PETRUCCI OK. ok Now here is the lineup:
me (vocals guitar drums bass)
my mom (keyboards)
some 12-year-old I found on the street (triangle)
Now we already got a gig at Peabody's in Cleveland and we're ready to rock the house down alright. One problem is that we havent written any songs though! I know that there are many intellectual and creatative people at the world of 4chan who can pull the most amazing things out of their ass (ace). I actually written a few songs myself but when I showed them to my mom and the 12-year-old that I thought we could use them for the band they acted like they didnt know what the H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS I was talking about!! Man theyre great actors theyre going to be great in the music videos.
So please send me all songs you have written PLEASE OH GOD I JUST WANT TO LEAVE THIS COLD BASEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL MY MOM WANTS ME TO MOVE OUT SO BADLY THAT SHE'S REFUSED TO COOK FOR ME IN THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS IVE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT FARTS
PLease and thank you
me (vocals guitar drums bass)
my mom (keyboards)
some 12-year-old I found on the street (triangle)
Now we already got a gig at Peabody's in Cleveland and we're ready to rock the house down alright. One problem is that we havent written any songs though! I know that there are many intellectual and creatative people at the world of 4chan who can pull the most amazing things out of their ass (ace). I actually written a few songs myself but when I showed them to my mom and the 12-year-old that I thought we could use them for the band they acted like they didnt know what the H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS I was talking about!! Man theyre great actors theyre going to be great in the music videos.
So please send me all songs you have written PLEASE OH GOD I JUST WANT TO LEAVE THIS COLD BASEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL MY MOM WANTS ME TO MOVE OUT SO BADLY THAT SHE'S REFUSED TO COOK FOR ME IN THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS IVE BEEN EATING NOTHING BUT FARTS
PLease and thank you