Name: o_O 2007-11-25 1:48
Omg! funniest thing just happened to me. Was riding my bike at high speed near the side of the river. Three 15-16 year old
little shits decide to throw waterbombs at me from behind the bushes (i'm 18 btw). 2 miss, third one hits my leg. I grind the
bike to a halt and get off while they run into the bushes. I was hELL pissed since anyone who has fallen off a bike knows it
can result in horrendous injuries, especially when going fast like i was. Last time I almost broke my arm.
I called out, "If you are going to start something, come finish it". No response. "OI! LITTLE SHITS". At this point they are
probably laughing to themselves. So I ride my bike furthur up. Thinking they are in the clear I come back in view and wave to
them. Realising I'm back, they run for the bushes once again. I still wasn't gonna let them get away being jackasses so I
decide to wait near the bushes.
Voila! 2 minutes later they reappear acting all smug and then I made my move. I come onto the footpath on my bike and yell
out - One of those manical battle cries you hear in movies o.O. They run off like scared rabbits again, but i was expecting
this and quickly got off my bike in hot pursuit. Mind you although I was bigger than them, it was 3 against 1. So when i did
give chase I should mention that in my right hand i held the detached bike seat which looked pretty lethal in a crazy man's
hand :>.
I was half bluffing and half serious and started yelling stuff like "i'm gonna bash the shit out of you!", "Who's the bitch
now?" "Aren't we having fun?? :D" etc . All three of them are running like crazy, arms flailing, heads turning with
expressions of fear portraying 'SHIT, this crazy bike dude is gonna bash me!'. I wasn't going to waste more time on them so I
shout "You can say sorry and this will all be over or do you prefer to be fucked up?"
They are so scared that they start saying "sorry! sorry! we didn't mean it!" while still running off. Satisfied I go back to
my bike and begin to ride home, on the way, giving them a last farewell - "Have a nice day...Cunts". (P.S - I'm a pretty laid
back guy, never get mad. But decided to teach these kids that if you do stupid things, prepare to face the consequences.)
little shits decide to throw waterbombs at me from behind the bushes (i'm 18 btw). 2 miss, third one hits my leg. I grind the
bike to a halt and get off while they run into the bushes. I was hELL pissed since anyone who has fallen off a bike knows it
can result in horrendous injuries, especially when going fast like i was. Last time I almost broke my arm.
I called out, "If you are going to start something, come finish it". No response. "OI! LITTLE SHITS". At this point they are
probably laughing to themselves. So I ride my bike furthur up. Thinking they are in the clear I come back in view and wave to
them. Realising I'm back, they run for the bushes once again. I still wasn't gonna let them get away being jackasses so I
decide to wait near the bushes.
Voila! 2 minutes later they reappear acting all smug and then I made my move. I come onto the footpath on my bike and yell
out - One of those manical battle cries you hear in movies o.O. They run off like scared rabbits again, but i was expecting
this and quickly got off my bike in hot pursuit. Mind you although I was bigger than them, it was 3 against 1. So when i did
give chase I should mention that in my right hand i held the detached bike seat which looked pretty lethal in a crazy man's
hand :>.
I was half bluffing and half serious and started yelling stuff like "i'm gonna bash the shit out of you!", "Who's the bitch
now?" "Aren't we having fun?? :D" etc . All three of them are running like crazy, arms flailing, heads turning with
expressions of fear portraying 'SHIT, this crazy bike dude is gonna bash me!'. I wasn't going to waste more time on them so I
shout "You can say sorry and this will all be over or do you prefer to be fucked up?"
They are so scared that they start saying "sorry! sorry! we didn't mean it!" while still running off. Satisfied I go back to
my bike and begin to ride home, on the way, giving them a last farewell - "Have a nice day...Cunts". (P.S - I'm a pretty laid
back guy, never get mad. But decided to teach these kids that if you do stupid things, prepare to face the consequences.)