Most awesome kick-ass things to do in public

Public masturbation.

Go up to groups of kids with adults nearby wearing a trenchcoat and ask them all "Hey kids, want some candy?"

do a barrel roll

Dance naked with your gay friend in front of a christian church.

public masturbation << i second that!

most awesome thing to do in public is to become an hero

>>6
DO IT FAGGART

>>1 & >>2

Go up to groups of kids with adults nearby wearing a trenchcoat and masturbate and ask them all "Hey kids, want some candy?"

HOLY SHIT!
I thought about the EXACT SAME THING when I saw the thread name. This must be some kind of telepathic powers.

Is all you people think about is sex.  You only get lulz from one person and are easily caught.
Me and a friend of mine had lulz in public in front of a pizza store.  Twenty to thirty people running in fear.  Some dropping their food and running out.
My line "We're going to kill someone."
My friends action *pulls out big knife.*

Never seen so many people freak out in my life.  Just be sure to have an escape plan set up.

>>8
There's more lulz in puking in front of them.  I know, no fear or terror.  However, the reaction in seeing bile and whatnot can be comical.  Best puke comes from bananas.

Really, banannas? I LOVE BANANNAS!

Me and my friends took turns leaving big steaming piles of shit outside the door of a pentecostal church for about a year. We had to stop when they installed cameras.

>>13

rofl
ROFL

pentaostels melt when they touch water /fact