>>3
Did your delicious cake come pre-moistened, or did you have to moisten it yourself?
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Anonymous2007-11-22 22:54
If the president really pardoned those turkeys, they would be set free. He only commutated their death sentence, which incidentally he has never done for a human.
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Anonymous2007-11-22 22:57
Why would he pardon a turkey's death sentence?
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Anonymous2007-11-22 23:08
Why not?
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Anonymous2007-11-22 23:10
Why?
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Anonymous2007-11-22 23:13
>>8
I know, it's nonsense. It's a US tradition that the president have mercy on one turkey per year, and he gets his picture taken while standing behind it like he's fucking it in the ass. I think it's a reference to the death penalty tradition more than anything else.
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Anonymous2007-11-22 23:22
Huh, never really figured that saving one turkey would matter.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 2:41
never mind that this year Happy Thanksgiving was also Happy Kennedy Assassination Anniversary Day.
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Anonymous2007-11-23 3:02
THANK THE LORD OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST FOR LETTING US EAT TURKEY IN THE LAND OF THE FREE