It's trollin time....

Anyone got any good ideas for trolling leftists? We're talking left of Kucinich... fucks who go on about how neocons should be killed because they're "oppressive..." Yeah, they don't make much sense, but I personally see lulz opportunity...

I'm not asking anyone here to join me and I'm not going to post a link to the forum in question; I just want ideas. I'm my own goddamn personal army.

I'm trying to think of something subtle to do that'll slowly build. My best ideas thus far:

1) Try and be more leftist than them... maybe start talking about reeducating conservatives, detainment camps, see how far I can go before one of them says "Wait, wtf?"

2) The old "split 'em up." I could read through the old posts on the board, find some small point of contention, and expand upon it until the whole plays goes up in flames.

3) Just act schizophrenic (I'm good at this... I used it to get recruiters off my back in HS.) I could talk about how God speaks to me, and has told me that the world is ending... and somehow relate this to their already existing delusions.

Thoughts? Fail?

1 actually sounds like it could create lulz. just publicize it. get on the news. create epic lulz with it. if you're going to do something, don't half ass it. go the whole way.

Publicize it? How the fuck am I supposed to do that? It's a relatively small forum. Well, not too small, but it isn't like it's slashdot or anything. I'd love to take this the whole way... it'd be fucking funny, but it's a question of methodology. Yeah...

LOL HOW DO I GO WHOLE WAY

start small, then if you get a small following, get off the internet and take your fight to exterminate all conservatives into the real world. advertise the website as supporting you, that you got your idea from that site. buy a bit of land and turn it into a concentration camp for conservatives. maybe even have your cult followers kill some in the process. just make sure you make it really obvious that you got your idea and followers from said website, and that you believe the website is supporting you.

go an hero at a conservative convention!

Just tell them how much you admire Bush.

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don't bother buying land. just invade a small, useless country. like poland.

FUCK YOU POLAND IS AWESOME

...wait

Just go with two.  It's simple enough.  If you can get enough people on your side, then start a "let's educate everyone on the right way, our way" campaign.  Sit back, and enjoy the lulz.

buy a bullet and engrave "neocons should be killed" then shoot george bush with it. Instant raids!