Lol, wtf a mario game

lol mario. i got it lyke a week ago, randomly, at a random time, at a random date(when i wa sick)i had 70 bucks in my pocket so i'm like -ima get a game- so i go to some random store then look at all the games...i look at metroid, but i'm like -nah, i'll just borrow it from my friend- so i look around and see mario. i'm like -WO, MARIO- then, i buy it.

Intense

I'd like to know Milkribs's opinion on this matter.