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Mmmk so I went to Mcdonalds with me and a few friends. While sitting there, we started listening to the very loud conversation a 20ish guy was having with a slightly younger girl in the booth next to us. He was telling all these jokes and shit, making her laugh, etc etc. Finally, however, he said something along the lines "let's go back to my place." The girl got hella pissed, and promptly stormed out, leaving the guy just sitting there. I did the only thing I could do, which was lean over to this fellow and say, politely, "kuh-kuh-kuh-combo breaker." He turned to me and said "Shut up you fucking 4chan faggot" and then walked angrily out. The lulz of me and my friends were heard as he did so, so he promptly turned and screamed "fuck you" loud enough for the whole restaurant to hear. Almost magically, two of us simultaneously screamed out 'NO U.'

lol I'm the guy who wrote this, it really did happen, it seems crazy but it did... it was at the mcdonalds on rolling road in springfield, virginia, it's just outside west springfield high school where i used to go. There was some spanish chick working the register... if you can find her ask her about it, it was pretty crazy/epic and has become well known among my friends who go to 4chan