IN one of my posts on b like a bunch of people said they were "saging " my thread, what does it mean? Sage is like a wise person, so are they saying my thread had some good wisdom? cause it was supposed to be funny not intellectual.
The disco. We go to disco. My body's sweaty from the MDMA inside it. I like to dance with you. You grab my ponytail. It is greasy with Germanic juices that I put inside my hair. Disco, we are the disco. I have a mesh shirt. My leather pants show off my sausage inside it. I grind your body, then we eat ecstasy and have Special K inside of the bathroom. It's a men's bathroom, but no one cares that you come inside because they know that inside it we do lots of drugs. And I will share them if the bouncer lets me go into the bathroom with you, and then we go home. We have efficient sex. And then I realize you're not that hot anymore because I've blown a load and I don't have ecstasy inside of my bloodstream. So I make sandwich. It has hazelnuts, bread, and some jelly that I got from the supermarket. It tastes pretty good, but it probably tastes better because my taste buds have ecstasy inside them. And then I go up to the bathroom, and you're wearing one of my shirts; that isn't cool. You didn't even ask. I met you earlier the evening; you're not my girlfriend, you're just girl that I have sex with. We probably won't do this again because I realize that your hair is frazzled and it probably has extensions. It's not your real hair, and that's kind of gross 'cause who knows where it came from.
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Anonymous2013-07-14 4:34
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Ugh. The muslims aren't killing us fast enough.
This thread is a goddamn time machine - such faggotry that it violates time itself. The world has changed so much, and so has 4chins.
*unzips a single tear from eye*
I hope I can add to this tattered legacy - by choosing not to bump this thread. Boasting in an epidemic Fred.