The future of *chan

What the hell is happening?! This is a problem not exclusive to 4chan, but to all chans. All of our memes, jokes, pasta, our way of life is being mainstream. From lolcats to Rickroll, our subsubculture is being depleted and becoming the subculture. And subculture sucks. It's filled with college kids who listen to indie rock and have sex with their iMacs all day. Is this what we want? We need to save the chans (and not by making a newer more obscure board). Doom is upon us.

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and it's about to be big. but not big enough. we need to hack into the myspace database. we need to take over a news channel's broadcast and computer system, and play hardcore porn over national tv until they get back in.