Name: Anonymous 2007-11-12 2:34
So I went to Home Depot to buy a new toilet. You see, my current toilet is too small so that when I sit, my cock hangs onto the front of the seat. Anyway, I get there, and see a really fine toiet. This fuckin' thing looks like it is made out of a gold/bronze substance, real classy shitter. Anyway, I suddenly get one hell of urge to drop a load. I don't even turn my head to see if anyone is looking, because I remember that's what gets security suspicious. I turn around, let my pants fall, and take the king of shits. I myself felt like the king of shitters on this toilet. Man, that was a good day. Ever since, I been the champ.