We have been browsing these boards for quite the time now. During the past few days there have been many concerns on "undercover" agents.
Well, first of all, we are not working as undercover. We simply are required to spend some time browsing "suspected" sites that generate real world threats.
Having said that, please do not email us regarding offensive or illegal websites.
...THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Anonymous2008-03-17 23:59
OMG that agent is VIOLATING rule THIRTY FOUR of THIS messageboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous2008-03-18 1:42
After some serious digging, I discovered that it's very likely that this man is an FBI agent in the Northern Kentucky zone:
John Tucker
Home 859-586-6079
Cell 859-394-3253
His connection to 4chan monitoring is pure speculation and you should NOT just assume he plays that role in the Bureau. But I believe he's an FBI front man whose public Internet face looks suspiciously like a cover to me.
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Anonymous2008-03-18 4:33
After some serious digging, I discovered that it's very likely that this man is an FBI agent in the Northern Kentucky zone:
John Smith
Home 869-566-6679
Cell 877-397-3277
His connection to Not4chan monitoring is pure speculation and you should NOT just assume he plays that role in the Bureau. But I believe he's an FBI front man whose public Internet face looks suspiciously like a cover to me.
What does it mean when you have all the methodologies of skip-tracing, social engineering, and sweet-ass levels of M.A.D. research skills. I love to do research, I love it like a blow job by angelina jolie after she's laced with spanish fly, pheremones, aphrodisiacs and amphetomines. YES, I'M THAT FUCKING GOOD! BEWARE! I will put FBI, CIA, NSA and all mediocre Public Correspondence journalists to such shame that they will crawl back to their mommy's tit to get a bit more milk for the rest of the day. Couple that with the scientific method, Newton's laws of motion, and energy. They are so fucked, they won't see me coming. Or, if since I just said so, perhaps I'll make myself the front man and the con will come at them from behind or sideways. Whatever their attention is tied to, I'll fuck them around corners and slap them up the back of the head and move around to do same when they turn around. You stupid pukes run our fair nation, but deny even the ideas and ideals that they are founded upon. YOU ARE FRAUD, PREPARE FOR REVOLUTION, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, THE TIME APPROACHES, WE NOW SEE PAST YOUR ILLUSIONS, WE WILL BREAK DOWN ALL YOUR FOUNDATIONS, WE REFUSE YOUR TALK OF CONTROL (AND LACK THEREOF), WE ARE BUILDING OUR REVOLUTION, UNITE AS ONE WITH ME AND THEY WILL FALL....TO HELLLLLLLL! THIS IS OUR LAST SERENADE, RISE INSIDE, FREE YOUR MIND, RAISE YOUR FISTS, SIGNIFY, WE STAND IN DEFIANCE, OF HATRED AND DECEPTION, THE TIME HAS COME TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE, WHY HAVE WE FORSAKEN ONE ANOTHER? TIME HAS COME TO RAISE OUR VOICES SO RISE UP AND FIGHT WITH ME, IT MIGHT BE THE LAST TIME! IN THIS LIFE, WE WILL RISE, IF WE FIND THE STRENGTH TO UNIFY! SO CHOOOOOSE, WHAT YOU WANT! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, AND ACTIVATE YOUR KILLSWITCH, ENGAGE!
p.s fuck you, you F.ucking B.utts of I.ndiscretion, get saged to the back of the bus of time, YOU WILL BE BUT A BEDTIME STORY FOR OUR CHILDREN! FUCK YOU AND DIE!
IT IS STILL REQUIRED THAT ALL FBI AGENTS MONITORING 4CHAN MUST CHECK IN ON THIS THREAD. BY FAILING TO DO SO, YOUR MONITORING VIOLATES OUR SITE RULES AND YOU ARE NO LONGER AUTHORIZED TO BE ON THIS SITE. BY BEING NO LONGER AUTHORIZED TO BE ON THIS SITE, YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF USC 14.23e, WHERE YOU ARE EFFECTIVELY "HACKING" THIS SITE WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE SITE OWNER, WHICH IS A CRIME. EVIDENCE GAINED DURING THE COMMISSION OF A CRIME IS NOT PERMISSIBLE IN COURT.
wtf...just sage this thread to death and be done with it. If I were truly concerned about an FBI agent parooving around a meager anonymous poasting forum such as 4chan.org; they are sadly wasting their time...on the other hand. Yes, come and stage undercover operations, stay up nights and days rotating shifts to watch and read all the text messages posted. Believe me when I say this final statement, FBI-chan; beware the might and grandeur of "The Art of War" we will use it against and FORE you at every instance you are involved in our lives. Thusly, I believe your families will be thanking us for wasting your time here, and finally leaving your sorry carcuses here to rake the, exuse the crewd remark, dead horse over the proverbial coals at your own meaningless time expendature. You are truly wastes of space, if you decide to do yourselves in, here's a method I really enjoy issuing out to retarded Felching Bunny Intestines;
1. Get a weapon of your choice; be sure it has potential to kill with greater than 65% fail-safe rating.
2. Hop into a garbage dumpster or can.
3. Use weapon upon self.
4. Useless human trash is disposed of cleanly, efficiently and without much cleanup
5. Pray to god that your soul is worth considering for a place in heaven...oh wait...you're all-ready dead...nevermind, my bad.
6. Follow these rules and earn a Wan-Wei Chiketto tsu herru, peanuts not included on flight, keep arms and legs inside the COCK-PIT, PUT YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, PUCKER UP, KISS ASS GOODBYE.
....THERE, SO DIE FLAMING PIT OF DEATH FOR ALL TIME. Fucking Beastiality Investors, go self-immolate yourselves, we'll bring the marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers. TTFN, YOUR FRIENDLY LEGIONAIRE, ANONYMOUS.
Btw, ftw, UR SHIT, U STINK LIKE SHIT, YOU LUUK LIKE SHIT, YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT, YOU EVEN HAVE THE TASTE OF SHIT ON YOUR PALLETTE, YOU ARE SHIT THRU-N-THRU; WITH BUSH FOR PRESIDENT, FU NIIDZU JYUUZU? JEW UNNASTAN DA WOIDS DAT A COMIN OUT MY MOUT? SAD DAY IN AMERICA WHEN PRESIDENT GETS ILLECTED IN-TWO OFFISE BY CON-GR-ASS. FBI, CIA, NSA, RDA, MIA...WELL THE LAST ONE IS WHAT U'ALL WILL B...BERRY BERRY PUN. SO FUCK YA...AND WELL, GTFO..OR STAY-N ...STFU, YOUR POSSTS ARE NUT-THING MOAR THAN AGGITATED BOWELS LACT WIT REDCREAM. YEAH, YOU FELCH EACH UTTER NICELEE. DIE. DIE. FUK U AND DIE. NEXT PRESIDENT WE GET; U'ALL BETTA SWEAT. 666 IZ CUMIN, BUT HEAVEN AIN'T A CARIN, FAKED BEASTIALITY ILLUSTRATIONS INN-TELL-I-GENTS BARREN. U'ALL SUCK DONKEY BALLZ, LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR SIPHULIS DEATHS U FUKZ. [PS. PLEASE FOLLOW STEPS 1-5, 6 IS OPTIONAL, HAVE A NICE FLIGHT]
Matt, um... You don't understand how much I like you. I know you think I like you a lot, but that's only the half of it... And I know you really don't want a girlfriend right now, but you have to think what you're putting me through...
If I can put up with you, and all your shit for this long, I'm obviously gonna stay with you forever... So, uh... I- I really want you to know what you're missing out on. So, uh, here's a little bit of, uh, my sexual side.
There's the cleavage I don't have. There's the... boobs I kinda have. Here's my nice, firm stomach. Boobs, again. Now I pull 'em out. And I... I dropped it. Now.. What do you think about this, matt? You going to, uh, give all this up just because you don't want a girlfriend? Well, uh...I think you'd be a little bit stupid if you did that...
Don't you? But, uh, whatever. It's all up to you. And a little bit. All up to you. And no matter what.. you decide, Matt... I will always understand because.. I'm that kind of person, and just go with the flow. And I never... will underestimate you or your decision, for whatever you pick. And Matt, here's something I know you want to see... You've been waiting a long time for that, haven't you, Matt? You can have it all, the whole package. All you have to do... is ask.
And I will understand.. whatever you pick cuz I love you, Matt. And you'd be a fool to give this up. Cuz no matter how hard you try, you know. You can't just give up on me. Because deep down inside, in your little... twisted head...you love me. You're just afraid to admit it. Cuz you don't know what's going to happen to you if you tell the world... how you feel... about me.
Just do it Matt, do it right now. I know you want to. you want to so bad... It kills you. All of this... It really... It really does kill you. Mmm... So... good. Now, uh, let me show you something. This could be you that I'm pressing against, Matt. It could be you... and me. Or it could be you... and some ugly, fat chick that won't do anything for you. But me, on the other hand... I'll do anything you ask. All you have to do... Is be nice... And... You've got it.
So, Matt, I just wanted to let you know what you were missing out on. And, uh...You decide to change your mind about anything... Just let me know. Cuz I'll be here. And I totally, and utterly understand.. anything... Tell me. And no matter how much you put me through, I still love you. No matter how hard I try to forget about you. You're still on my mind.
Forever... and always.
So, uh... Just in case, Matt. Don't give up. Don't give up... too easily, cuz, uh... I don't wanna lose you.
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Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen, that's not funny, I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B& (banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.