moral questions for students

Because the world has a shortage of knowledge, schools like to spend time making students invent their own moral systems and think about things called "values" in between meetings about wondering why 12 year olds keep getting shot or pregnant.  So your homework is to invent moral dilemma questions.

Q. Your sister is retarded, and barely understands what is going on.  You need to buy some food and pants, and have an idea:  charge the neighborhood kids $10 to feel your sister's snatch.  Can you describe the situation in terms of "moral dilemma"?  What would you do?

Q 2.  You get truly epic lulz from only one place on the intertubes, but it is infested with faggotry, lame-ass "raid" attempts, fail, furry, repost, combo-get attempts that don't work and exploitive anti woman, anti black and anti semitic hate speech.  Must you learn to live without lulz in order to remain ethically pure, or must you embrace all that is rotten and evil in our culture to ensure sufficient lullage to get you through the day?