Suicide

it does nothing … nothing changes. The world goes on and you're gone. The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. Be stronger than those people. And then you can come back.

when times get rough, i highly recommend suicide IF you do it in the proper way as this young fellow did.  Your death will be EPIC and that's worth suicide all by itself.

The whole bud dwyer thing is getting old though.  If you're going to use a firearm to entertain the crowd, I recommend a nice 12-gauge shotgun with buck-shot, which will make for a much larger plume of brain matter and skull bits.  And for bonus lulz do make sure you get rid of some of your more annoying classmates.