Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 4:38
1. What time did you get up this morning?
4:00AM, So I can watch Xena and Sliders
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Pearl cause you can make them in to a necklace. Heh heh heh, get it pearl necklace, ah i’m priceless.
3. What was the last film you saw at the movies?
I watch return of the jedi the other day. It was all like Bihhhzzouwwwh VVvvvvrrrrrwwwwoooooommmm
(Light sabre noises) and not as good as Empire strikes back.
4. What is your favourite TV show?
All time favourite is the Simpsons, but my current favourite show is Xena.
6. What is your middle name(s)?
Bitches.
7. What is your favourite cuisine?
Fried chicken.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Anything that didn’t come from an animal. Plant sucks!
9. What is your favourite chip flavour?
Ones without penises in them.
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment?
That one that goes like ummm.... da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
You know that one.
11. What type of car do you drive?
A Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird.
12. What characteristics do you despise?
Mostly certain racial characteristics such as: Asian, Japanese, Chinese, Middle Eastern, Iranian, Egyptian,
Turkish, Indian, South European, Northern European, European, German, Greek, Italian, Spanish, French,
Welsh, Scottish, Irish, British, African, Nigerian, Canadian, French Canadian, Mexican, Southern American,
Nordic, Romans, Mongols, Sith, but most of all people from the United States of America who use phrase
like “Yo dog how about you and me go on down to the liberry to boost us the new harry potter yo”...
It’s Library you illiterate bastards. I’m piss pour at inglish but evan I no its a bloody library!
Anyway I’ve got myself a little sidetracked. Basically I just despise everyone.
13.What characteristics do you admire?
Most of my own personal attributes and characteristics such as: My charming personality, my herculean
muscles, my enormous genitals and my ability to delude myself.
14. Favourite item of clothing?
$8.99 polo shirt from Kmart. Or Anything that is NOT black or has some stupid saying or phrase on it like
‘My life is a very complicated drinking game’ or ‘you can’t have manslaughter without laughter’. Only sad
people without lives who are trying to be trend fucks wear stupid t-shirt with shit written across them.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
On the Pacific Princess you know from the love boat. It had that theme song that went 'love boat soon will
be making another run, the love boat something something for everyone' and so on. Well that or Japan
mmmmmm... Hentai.
16. Favourite time of the day?
That special time of the day when I get to touch myself. Sometimes twice a day!
17. What was your most memorable birthday?
I hate birthdays they remind me of how little I've accomplished since my last birthday.
18. Where were you born?
Gloucester. Ha Ha get it Gloucester.
19. Favourite sport to watch?
The 200M Dominatrix slave riding. I just can't get enough of a woman whipping a man who is ball gagged for
200M.
20. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
My friends.
21. Who do you expect to send it back first?
Pedophiles, because this the type of email that giggling preteen girls send to each other.
22. Coke or Pepsi?
Neither, I hate cola!
23. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A morning person, because I'm scared of the dark.
24. What is your shoe size?
Oh my penis is huge. I mean my shoes are huge.
25. Do you have any pets?
I got a couple of fish tanks full of fish. Oh and the gimp.
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
A homophobe... Oh sorry I mean a Homosexual. I always get those two mixed up.
27. When is your birthday?
January, the 18th. Or as I call It cry-myself-to-sleep-day.
28. Shampoo?
Motel portion control shampoo.
29. Soap?
Motel portion control soap.
30. Summer/Winter?
Spring.
31. Favourite Advertisement?
Just about any movie trailer. They always make a movie look good, even when you know its going to be the
worst movie ever.
32. Thinking about?
The staff at Woolworths are secretly poisoning the food I buy. Everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is
trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill
me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me...
33. Listening to:
The voice in my head telling me to kill my parents.
34. Favourite Alcoholic drink?
Penis.
35. Favourite place you have lived?
An all male Turkish bath house. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.
******THE LAST 24 HOURS**************
36. Cried?
I cried when my parents told me they didn't love me anymore, I cried when I realised that my girlfriend was
just imaginary and I've been crying the whole time I've been writing this, but thats because I'm being raped
by a priest from a nearby catholic church.
37. Met someone new?
The priest name was Tim. He seemed nice, but according to him I've been very very naughty.
38. Cleaned your room?
Yes and I moved around some furniture around.
39. Drove a car?
Yup, it was all like bbrrumm brrrruummm brrrrrrummm.
40. How many hours sleep?
3 or so. The more I sleep the more I grind me teeth. So less sleep is good.
*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN* *************
41. God?
No! Dear god no!
42. Self?
No not really.
43. Santa Claus?
Yep, That fat son of a bitch better bring me a Wii.
44. Destiny/Fate?
Yeah, I'm destined to never get laid.
45. Ghosts?
Well after seeing Ghost Dad with Bill Cosby and Ghost with Patrick Swayze... NO!
46. Love at First Sight?
I do, but none of the women I'm... Ummmm... As the judge called it stalking with the intent to cause mental
anguish do.
**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********
47. Who have you known the longest of your friends?
My imaginary girlfriend, Elexis. Who won't stop bitch at me about how we don't do anything together anymore.
48. Who do you go to for advice?
Elexis.
49. Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you?
Not really this is a pointless waste of time for sad fucks who cry themselves to sleep at night,
oh oh and me.
50. Where do you hope to be in another 15 years time?
Probably still living with my parents.
4:00AM, So I can watch Xena and Sliders
2. Diamonds or pearls?
Pearl cause you can make them in to a necklace. Heh heh heh, get it pearl necklace, ah i’m priceless.
3. What was the last film you saw at the movies?
I watch return of the jedi the other day. It was all like Bihhhzzouwwwh VVvvvvrrrrrwwwwoooooommmm
(Light sabre noises) and not as good as Empire strikes back.
4. What is your favourite TV show?
All time favourite is the Simpsons, but my current favourite show is Xena.
6. What is your middle name(s)?
Bitches.
7. What is your favourite cuisine?
Fried chicken.
8. What foods do you dislike?
Anything that didn’t come from an animal. Plant sucks!
9. What is your favourite chip flavour?
Ones without penises in them.
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment?
That one that goes like ummm.... da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
You know that one.
11. What type of car do you drive?
A Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird.
12. What characteristics do you despise?
Mostly certain racial characteristics such as: Asian, Japanese, Chinese, Middle Eastern, Iranian, Egyptian,
Turkish, Indian, South European, Northern European, European, German, Greek, Italian, Spanish, French,
Welsh, Scottish, Irish, British, African, Nigerian, Canadian, French Canadian, Mexican, Southern American,
Nordic, Romans, Mongols, Sith, but most of all people from the United States of America who use phrase
like “Yo dog how about you and me go on down to the liberry to boost us the new harry potter yo”...
It’s Library you illiterate bastards. I’m piss pour at inglish but evan I no its a bloody library!
Anyway I’ve got myself a little sidetracked. Basically I just despise everyone.
13.What characteristics do you admire?
Most of my own personal attributes and characteristics such as: My charming personality, my herculean
muscles, my enormous genitals and my ability to delude myself.
14. Favourite item of clothing?
$8.99 polo shirt from Kmart. Or Anything that is NOT black or has some stupid saying or phrase on it like
‘My life is a very complicated drinking game’ or ‘you can’t have manslaughter without laughter’. Only sad
people without lives who are trying to be trend fucks wear stupid t-shirt with shit written across them.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
On the Pacific Princess you know from the love boat. It had that theme song that went 'love boat soon will
be making another run, the love boat something something for everyone' and so on. Well that or Japan
mmmmmm... Hentai.
16. Favourite time of the day?
That special time of the day when I get to touch myself. Sometimes twice a day!
17. What was your most memorable birthday?
I hate birthdays they remind me of how little I've accomplished since my last birthday.
18. Where were you born?
Gloucester. Ha Ha get it Gloucester.
19. Favourite sport to watch?
The 200M Dominatrix slave riding. I just can't get enough of a woman whipping a man who is ball gagged for
200M.
20. Who do you least expect to send this back to you?
My friends.
21. Who do you expect to send it back first?
Pedophiles, because this the type of email that giggling preteen girls send to each other.
22. Coke or Pepsi?
Neither, I hate cola!
23. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A morning person, because I'm scared of the dark.
24. What is your shoe size?
Oh my penis is huge. I mean my shoes are huge.
25. Do you have any pets?
I got a couple of fish tanks full of fish. Oh and the gimp.
26. What did you want to be when you were little?
A homophobe... Oh sorry I mean a Homosexual. I always get those two mixed up.
27. When is your birthday?
January, the 18th. Or as I call It cry-myself-to-sleep-day.
28. Shampoo?
Motel portion control shampoo.
29. Soap?
Motel portion control soap.
30. Summer/Winter?
Spring.
31. Favourite Advertisement?
Just about any movie trailer. They always make a movie look good, even when you know its going to be the
worst movie ever.
32. Thinking about?
The staff at Woolworths are secretly poisoning the food I buy. Everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is
trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill
me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me, everyone is trying to kill me...
33. Listening to:
The voice in my head telling me to kill my parents.
34. Favourite Alcoholic drink?
Penis.
35. Favourite place you have lived?
An all male Turkish bath house. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more.
******THE LAST 24 HOURS**************
36. Cried?
I cried when my parents told me they didn't love me anymore, I cried when I realised that my girlfriend was
just imaginary and I've been crying the whole time I've been writing this, but thats because I'm being raped
by a priest from a nearby catholic church.
37. Met someone new?
The priest name was Tim. He seemed nice, but according to him I've been very very naughty.
38. Cleaned your room?
Yes and I moved around some furniture around.
39. Drove a car?
Yup, it was all like bbrrumm brrrruummm brrrrrrummm.
40. How many hours sleep?
3 or so. The more I sleep the more I grind me teeth. So less sleep is good.
*************DO YOU BELIEVE IN* *************
41. God?
No! Dear god no!
42. Self?
No not really.
43. Santa Claus?
Yep, That fat son of a bitch better bring me a Wii.
44. Destiny/Fate?
Yeah, I'm destined to never get laid.
45. Ghosts?
Well after seeing Ghost Dad with Bill Cosby and Ghost with Patrick Swayze... NO!
46. Love at First Sight?
I do, but none of the women I'm... Ummmm... As the judge called it stalking with the intent to cause mental
anguish do.
**********FRIENDS AND LIFE**********
47. Who have you known the longest of your friends?
My imaginary girlfriend, Elexis. Who won't stop bitch at me about how we don't do anything together anymore.
48. Who do you go to for advice?
Elexis.
49. Do you want your friends to do this and send it back to you?
Not really this is a pointless waste of time for sad fucks who cry themselves to sleep at night,
oh oh and me.
50. Where do you hope to be in another 15 years time?
Probably still living with my parents.