I have a problem, I'm so pissed off at myself. It all started 3 hours ago while my girlfriend was taking a shower. She watches alot of anime/hentai and well.. loves it.
What I usually end up doing while she takes a shower is looking at her collection, and masturbating a bit, cause she loves it when she walks back to her room and sees my dick hard.
So I find a picture of some hot girls dressed in a gothic lolita dress and start jacking off. Unfortunately her 40 minutes shower turned to a 10 minute one and she opens the door to find me looking at this.
Now the problem isn't that she saw me masturbating, but the fact that she screamed at me and said "What the fuck are you doing looking at yaoi for?"
Incase you don't know.. yaoi is girl porn. I then told her "What?! I'm not gay" And she says "Those are guys dressed in girl's clothes with make up on!"
She then told me to get dressed and get out of her place. She later texted me lost the game telling me "Don't come back here until your a man"
God /b/. why the hell do they make this type of stuff...
(pic related)
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post_NINJA2007-11-06 1:37
I am the post ninja
Im gonna get cha
I will have the 1,000 GET!
Better watch it!
In todays episode of post ninja: Post ninja posts a story about post ninja posting.
Ahem,
I am sitting at my computer today
I am here in my ninja suit
I am posting away
I through a boot
>>743
OP HERE, WHATEVER 1000GET SAYS I WILL DO IT
SO HURRY UP AND MAKE THIS EPIC
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Anonymous2007-11-06 11:58
Thread cannot be allowed to die.
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Anonymous2007-11-06 12:24
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Anonymous2007-11-06 12:24
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Anonymous2007-11-06 12:25
penis
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Anonymous2007-11-06 12:25
What's the price for the 1000th poster?
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Anonymous2007-11-06 12:25
You know it is self-evident that my cock rammed pikachu last night.
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Anonymous2007-11-06 12:26
fuck yes 1000
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Anonymous2007-11-06 13:00
OLÉ
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Anonymous2007-11-06 13:12
No way will I be a part of this stupid thread.
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Anonymous2007-11-06 14:00
Hell yeah
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Anonymous2007-11-06 14:06
found out last week my girlfriend had cancer. She started smoking when she was 12 (she would be 22 now). The doctor said she only had about 3 months to live. She cried for a few days, and I didn't know how to handle the situation, so I stopped answering her calls. I know its a horrible thing to do to someone, but I really couldn't deal with the emotions.
I found out today that she took her own life, with sleeping pills. They tried to pump her stomach but it was too late.
I went to the wake and it was very depressing and difficult to be around her family, her mom blames me for her death and made it apparent. I went by my parents' house to have some coffee on my way back to my apartment and to hopefully get some advice on what to do. My mom told me that I was moving... you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo, homes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom; I was finally there! To set on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air ."