DEEP SEA DIVERS DEEP SEA DIVERS DEEP SEA DIVERS DEEP SEA DIVERS
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Anonymous2007-11-04 20:22
There was a mission underground
So they sent some exploerers down
But the crew wiothout any worth
Died on their way to the center of the Earth
So were left with Johnny Tamberine
A grumpy robot machine
And Saul alone was the defacto leader of the team
So now he's Saul of the mole men
Saul of the mole men
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Anonymous2007-11-04 20:27
Ding Dong the teachers dead
We Bar Be Qued her head
What happend to the body
We flushed it down the potty
And around and around it goes
And around and around it goes
And around and around and around it goes
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Anonymous2007-11-04 20:28
Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls
Ding Dongs all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride a sex slave today!
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Anonymous2007-11-04 20:46
Miss Suzey had a tug boat
Then the tug boat crashed
Miss Suzey went to heaven
The tug boat went to hell..o
Hello operater give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from behind
The fridgerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzey slipped on it and broke her pretty little
Don't assk me any more questions
Don't tell me any more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their flies
Flies are in the city
The bees are in the park
Miss Suzey and her boy friend are kissing in the D A R K
Longer than the ocean
Longer than the sea
Longer than the underwear my mommy puts on me
See
Come and knock on our door
Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's comapany too
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:30
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
RI-CHARD NIX-ON!
CORRUPT, INCOMPETENT, AND IMPEACHED IS HE.
RICHARD NIXON!
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:37
RI-CHARD NIX-ON!
IF POLTICAL SCANDAL BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
RICHARD NIXON
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:40
THEN DROP ON THE FLOOR AND CRY WITH ANGUISH
RI-CHARD NIX-ON!
RI-CHARD NIX-ON!
RIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAARD NIIIIIIXOOOOOON
RIIIIIIICHAAAAAAAAAAARD NIIIIIIXOOOOOON
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:41
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:41
DA DA
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:49
Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:50
Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:51
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:51
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:52
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too
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Anonymous2007-11-04 22:53
Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
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adder_0n2007-11-04 22:53
+ 16
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adder_0n2007-11-04 22:54
+ 17 hahahahhahah i win stantic powers are mine!!!!!! muwhahahahahhahahhahahahahaha
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Anonymous2007-11-04 23:10
And henow grandmothery grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my became mof it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmothery grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife
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Anonymous2007-11-04 23:12
>>666
I was gonna try to get 666 i guess u beat me to it :(
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Anonymous2007-11-05 1:30
Fuck, why did a dipshit get 666. Hey dumbass it's Satanic, not stantic. God dammit...
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adder_0n2007-11-05 1:37
>>669
Dosen't matter fuck head I win you lose screw you! + 18 GET!