white people jokes

How many white people does it take to invent the lightbulb?
Just one!

What did one white guy say to the other white guy?
"I got into Yale."

Why did the white man jump off the empire state building?
Because he is Superman, and therefore can fly.

What happened to the guy who was born half French, half English?
He enjoyed he benefits of dual citizenship, but chose to live in England for tax purposes!

What do you call a thousand white people at the bottom of the ocean?
The Titanic. What a tragedy.

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Italians are 95% nigger.  Ever been to NY?  Those stinky sub-human niggers the italians are smelling up the place like there's no tomorrow, and like niggers, they can't speak proper english either.

Seriously, italians are one of the first varieties of nigger that I will stuff into the ovens when it all goes down...