Am I epic fail?

*My penis is 12.6 inchs (flaccid)
*I have 527 friends
*I have 24 pitbulls
*I'm awesome
*I don't smoke weed
*I'm wearing a munitions belt
*My email is maxfightmaster@manmail.com
*My blood is magma

Am I epic fail?
y/n?

dont call me a moron, moron!