Am I epic fail?

*My penis is 12.6 inchs (flaccid)
*I have 527 friends
*I have 24 pitbulls
*I'm awesome
*I don't smoke weed
*I'm wearing a munitions belt
*My email is maxfightmaster@manmail.com
*My blood is magma

Am I epic fail?
y/n?

>*My vagina is 13 inches long (erect)
*I have two shemale friends who happen to be retarded.
*I was raped by 24 pitbulls
*I'm mentally insane.
*I don't smoke weed, only buttsex.
*I'm wearing a fake penis
*My email is president@whitehouse.gov
*My blood is acidic due to being raped by Satan.

Updated.