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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 4:11

Help, I’m fucked! 

My mother and I got home from our jobs at about the same time earlier today (or, well, yesterday really), and we decided to finish off the wine we had left over from her birthday a few months back.  No reason, just a Friday, and neither of us have a date this weekend so we’ll be staying in anyway.  Oh, and yes, we live together – neither of us make enough to live without a roomie, and we actually get along, so why not…I did move out a couple of years back mind you, but the bitch I lived with was fuckin’ was psycho and I didn’t want to deal with that anymore.

Anyways, turns out she found in the pantry three more bottles of the cheapest crap ever, only 12%, but after we downed the first bottle having more sounds like a good idea.  So we’re getting ourselves shit-faced, having fun and laughing at the national news.  We both get warm (well duh, by this time we’ve gone through three of the four bottles) and comment about it, and she decided it’d be a great idea to take her blouse off.  Even in my alcohol addled mind something came to a screeching halt and I started to stutterer (she was wearing a transparent bra – who wears a transparent bra to work?!), and my mom laughed at me for acting like I’ve never seen “boobies” before, and then she dared me to take my shirt off so we can be an “almost even match”.

For some reason this sounded like a good idea.  What the fuck was I thinking?  I guess she noticed that I was doing my best not to stare at her tits because the next thing she asked me was “You have seen tits before, right?” and I stupidly tell her “Well duh, I haven’t been a virgin for years.”  She giggled at me and asked me what my first time was like.  (By now we’ve moved on to the beer in the ‘fridge, fyi.)  Of course I told her that I’m not about to tell my mother about the first time I got laid.  She shrugged her shoulders and between gulps from her can told me about her first time.  Her First Time!  And while she talked I could see her tits start to get hard through her bra.  Right around here my brain started to stop working, I swear.  It was like any cognitive thought just stopped, and the only thing I could think of was my mom in the back seat of a chevy nova, her legs up on the air while some faceless guy pumped his cock in and out of her wet, sloppy cunt until he blew his wad in her, and then it replayed again. 

The next thing I actually notice is that my mom is stretching in her chair, her boobs sticking straight-up in the air and looking like they’re about to pop out of her bra any second.  It took every ounce of whatever will-power I had left in my inebriated mind to not stroke my cock through my pants.  She then asked me “Would you give me a back rub?  I feel really tight tonight…”  When she said tight the first thing that popped to mind is NOT her back muscles, and in my mind I remember thinking ‘Yeah right, you popped me out of your cunt, you ain’t tight’.  I shrugged my shoulders and told her “okay” (why God why?!?!), but I wanted to change first.

After stumbling upstairs somehow and changing into pj pants (what I always wear at night around the house), I went into her room, and there she was lying on her bed, face down, with a towel over her ass and if she had anything else on I couldn’t tell.  She must have heard me come in because she then told me that she was hoping to get her legs rubbed, too.  So, fine, I start rubbing her calves and work my way up to her thighs, her “mmmmmmmm”ing and shit the entire time.  I finished with her thighs quickly because I didn’t want to accidentally rub too high and start feeling her pussy.  I tried to rub her back, but I was at a lousy angle, so I straddled her thighs, leaned over, and started on her shoulders.  Okay, I still had a boner from earlier, and having my cock right on her ass wasn’t doing anything to get it to go down. 

We started talking again like we had downstairs, and after maybe only a minute the conversation had turned right back to her wanting to know about my first time.  For some reason this time I told her (it had been with this chick in my math class in my bedroom while my mom was asleep in her room next door several years ago).  As I talked to her I decided to make it a bit raunchy and told her all the details—about sucking on her tits and slipping my hand down her pants while she yanked on my cock, then about eating her out, then watching as I slid inside her and telling her to keep her moaning down before I got sick of trying to keep her quiet and shoving my cock into her mouth while I rubbed her off—all the good stuff I highly abridged here.  So my mind is in a haze, my mom is getting horny (I could smell her pussy juices), and without thinking I’d started to rock my pelvis on her ass in time with her back rub.  When I got to the point in the story where I came in this girls’ mouth I did the stupidest thing ever – I leaned back too far and stuck my cock right into her pussy.  Accident?  Hell no, I did it on purpose because I was fucking horny!!

As soon as I heard her gasp I realized that I had just stuffed my mom’s cunt.  I froze for what felt like forever before she told me to “keep going”.  So, I figured, why the fuck not, already damned myself this much, and started to fuck her while rubbing her back.  I think she was surprised at first, but before I knew it she was bucking her hips in time with me.  It took me a bit for me to actually realize that we were fucking each other!  Once it did I’d thought “screw this…”, pulled out, flipped her onto her back with an “eep!” from her, then plowed right back into her pussy.  And believe me I was more than happy to see that she trimed her hair – wild pussy hair turns me off.  We didn’t bother with kissing or any of that stuff, we were just fucking. After she wrapped her legs around me I rolled over so she was on top of me.  My mom got the idea and immediately started to bounce and grind on top of me, moaning and swearing at me about what a good little mother fucker I am and if I like momma’s titties (I had my mouth firmly latched onto one of her nipples and I wasn’t about to let go).  Being that I was drunk out of my gourd I came pretty fast, blowing my load deep into her cunt, and she kept my semi-hard cock inside her while she ground her clit against me until she came.

We woke up about an hour ago with her still on top of me.  I was terrified that she was going to kill me.  I mean, I just fucked her!  Would she freak out?  Would she hate me?  Would she claim I raped her?  She made like she was going to get off of me, but instead of getting off the bed she’d stared right up at me as she literally engulfed my lax dick into her mouth and started sucking until I got hard, then climbed back on top of me, stuffed my cock into her pussy again, and before I knew it I was fucking her doggystyle, my hands clenching her hair while she’s grunting and groaning and I blow my load inside her again.

So, right now I’m taking a breather, trying to get my cock happy with me again (it’s tired!), while my mom’s watching TV on the other side of the room from me and masturbating.

I am SO fucked…

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 9:30

Nice story.

My boyfriend told me he got raped by his father twice and that is why he become gay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 9:30

tl:dr

Name: RedCream 2007-10-27 11:18

>>3 > tl:dr

What? Which entry?  >>1 or >>2?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 11:23

O_O!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 11:38

wait, why are you so fucked?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 12:06

how is he not fucked? lulz fuking tard

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 13:06

>>4
fuckin brian

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 13:24

>>1
I came.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 13:33

dayum
fukkin saved

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 13:52

Everyones going to hell for one thing or another, so your fucked even if you didn't.

So don't worry about it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 15:00

Alex?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 15:22

MOM?!?!?!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 15:31

>>1
Eat it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 15:38

>>13

Shitfuck man, shitfuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:42

OP here...

Well, mom and I had a talk once we finally sobered up and were able to disentangle ourselves from each other.

After a lot of embarrassment and even more aspirin (we both woke up with a horrible hangover), we decided to not think about it mush.

We both know what we did is wrong, there's no doubt about that.  At the same time though, we both recognize that "just sex" is a good way to look at it.  We were both horny, drunk, and practically naked and on top of each other; it's only understandable we wound-up fucking each other.

Mom also brought up the point that as far as sex goes, at least it was safe between us.  She can't have more kids, neither of us are seeing anyone, no diseases, etc. - plus we do love each other...just not romantically.

So, right now we're just being open with each other, trying out things we've been too embarrassed to bring up with our past lovers (anal, watching each other pee, etc.)  We've screwed each other a couple of times once out headaches went away - we absolutely refuse to call it "Making Love" for obvious reasons, and I'll be sleeping in her bed tonight - she mentioned something about a strip show she always says gets guys worked-up, so I'm looking forward to it.  Fucking my mom is the best sex I've ever had!!!

I'd post pics, but heh...still my mom.  Plus she doesn't want to pose for anything or be recorded fucking me, just in case someone online recognized us :p

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:50

this is so fucking messed up....Oh god....geez....well, how old is your mom? Please tell me she is at least fairly hot..

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-27 23:51

>>1
>>16
why do you fags post fake shit that never happened? its fucking annoying

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 0:04

why do you rape little children all night and day? Its fucking sick man.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 0:51

>>18
And you know it never happened becaaauuuse....?  You tried to fuck your mom and she kicked you in the balls, so you think anyone who claims to have fucked a family member is a liar?

>>17
She's 47.  A bit sagging, but youporn worthy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 0:51

Dude... awesome story. Moar! in good detail too!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 1:11

>>20
I think you're telling the truth, but I'm worthless.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 1:17

>>20
shit mane that is pretty hot even if it is sick as hell. don't really have that kind of mom anyway. Nice to know that somebodys getting laid around here, even if its your own mother.

Name: Alex 2007-10-28 3:57

>>12
No. Not me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 4:10

Okay, this shit is clearly fake for several reasons.
1) It just happened to come up during the whole "is there something wrong with me?" thing.
2) He has no real reason to post this other than to get attention.
3) He offered to post pix. No person would ever do that unless they were a complete retard, or if he didn't really know the people and knew he'd have no self-incriminating evidence floating around on the web. Anyway, proof would only needed if the person felt the need to prove everyone was true, which in this case is probably because it's not. If a person can put Jessica alba on their call list to prove they rammed her, wouldn't it be easier to prove you had sex with your mother by posting pictures of naked old chicks?

I would go out on a limb and say even that this person has posted several of the anon himself to try and gain support, create a band wagon for people to join. Hell, he probably even created some nay-sayers so it wouldn't seem suspicious. Depends on how he thinks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 4:26

>>25
1) When ISN'T there a "Is something wrong with me" thing going on in here?  It's like a weekly thing.

2) And you post on a message board becaaaauuuuse?

3) Try learning a bit of reading comprehension - Pix were NOT offered.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 4:47

>>26
I love a good comeback.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 6:11

>>27
sounds kinky

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 9:10

>>26
"I'll post pics, but heh...still my mom.  Plus she doesn't want to pose for anything or be recorded fucking me, just in case someone online recognized us :p"->>16

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 9:18

>>29
lol it says I'd post pics not I'll post pics, dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 9:27

>>30
>>1
samefag

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 10:36

lolincest

Name: RedCream 2007-10-28 11:01

>>32
Is that word a concatenation of:

LOL+INCEST
  OR
LOLI+[I]NCEST

Which one?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 12:15

>>31
Actually, no, I was asleep when 30 was posted.

Name: JewCream 2007-10-28 12:17

>>33

Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 12:18

>>33
Fuckin' brian

Name: lol 2007-10-28 12:36

Is she hot?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 17:02

Rule n: A wall of text is given copypasta status 30 seconds after posted.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 17:12

i herd u liek mudkipz

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-28 18:04

>>36
that is the stupidest phrase in the world

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