balloon dread

I do not enjoying blowing balloons.  You see, I do not enjoy the feeling of dread as the balloon gets larger.  I want to fill the balloon well, but not overinflate it to the point that it explodes, harming my ears and my nerves.  Balloons are an unnecessary source of dread in our lives.  Never again.

if you were blowing up a balloon I'd pop it in your face and then laugh about it and if you tried anything I'd fucking tie you up and pop about 500 more in your fucking face you fucking penisless freak